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I’m Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

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submitted 22 days ago • 153 comments

I can’t wait for Trump’s heartwarming Christmas message where he rants for ten minutes about Rosie O’Donnell, takes credit for the invention of the cotton gin, deports Yogi and Boo Boo, and then farts himself gently to sleep.

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

Me, looking up and seeing a meter that says "ADHD" above me that's about 2/3s full: "What the fuck?" ADHD meter: goes down by an increment Me: "Wh-- is that bad? Do I want it to go up or down?" ADHD meter: goes down by an increment Me: "Oh god, what the fuck!"

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Trump's dementia has clearly made him unfit for office and he should be removed.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Average Onion subscriber.

submitted 38 days ago • 311 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 53 days ago • 202 comments

Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been not fantastic for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

submitted 56 days ago • 118 comments

Yep. That tracks...

submitted 57 days ago • 59 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Anyways...

submitted 93 days ago • 197 comments

Something that annoys me about STAR TREK canon is that humans only make first contact with Andorians at the time of Enterprise's diplomatic intervention between them and the Vulcans in the 2150s. The Andorian home star is literally Procyon. Come on

submitted 107 days ago • 6 comments

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

submitted 107 days ago • 1728 comments

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

submitted 156 days ago • 335 comments

Senator: I’ll speak in his defense because to err is human. Who among us hasn’t shown up drunk to work? Who here hasn’t cheated on their wife? Hegseth: Please stop helping me Senator: Who hasn’t taken off their pants at the zoo?

submitted 157 days ago • 646 comments

Me: I like a Pepsi please. Waiter: Is coke okay? Me: No. Pepsi was enjoyed by many tertiary Spider-Man characters in Madame Web (2024) and played a pivotal role in defeating Ezekiel Sims, ultimately doing what several automobile collisions could not. For that reason it has my loyalty.

submitted 172 days ago • 5 comments

@vivziepop.bsky.social I just want you to know your shows and their popularity are one of the few things that give me hope for the future.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Check out #MyYearOnXbox via @trueachievements.com www.trueachievements.com/MyYearOnXbox...

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submitted 205 days ago • 273 comments

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

submitted 206 days ago • 499 comments

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC