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lancedapants.bsky.social
LA | 29 years old
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Either all phone companies are evil or I just have awful luck.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

You might have been down the drain but have you been down the gutter?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Your evil eyes just make you look like you’re constipated and trying to push a turd out. Keep practicing in the mirror and maybe on your toilets. You are no match for my resting bitch face.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

📢 App Version 1.98 is rolling out now, including: (1/5) • a new option for who can reply to your posts • search posts by a user • lots of little improvements to make the app feel better!

submitted 4 days ago • 2058 comments

Acupuncture is no joke

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Great!

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Who ever is STILL trying to use my fucking card should probably knock that shit off. It’s someone in New York of course. Fucking losers.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The worst part about having a manic episode is truly believing that everyone has your back and supports you but one by one they all prove that isn’t the case. Depressing as hell 🌈

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Always good to have a buddy who lets you lean on their shoulder. Especially lately. #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

submitted 9 days ago • 32 comments

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

submitted 9 days ago • 518 comments

💡

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Old number is ☠️

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Please please please do not start wearing bell bottoms. You are not going to want your future children seeing you in those when you pull out your iCloud photo albums around the holidays. RIP actual photo albums.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The robots are already taking all of our jobs!

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Stone cold 🗿

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My name is Lance & I’m being cyber bullied on the mobile Uno App. Is there a support group? 🔄

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Watch the video and allow yourself to feel something beautiful. youtu.be/n1a7o44WxNo?...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not that I don’t know how to do these kind of things… it’s that I really dislike doing these things 🛠️

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Crooked 🌎

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

submitted 15 days ago • 3590 comments

I’m adding computer engineer to my resume 🍎

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

What’s in the bag?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

It’s timeeeeee.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Ok but why is mickey d's hot coffee better tasting than most coffee shops and starbucks??

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

People really need to get off their phones and go outside. It’s a whole different World out here.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I prefer joints over blunts but I would take a fat ass blunt to the face right about now. Being sober is the craziest experience I’ve ever had.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

1938

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, I’m done. Bye!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

No one ever fucking shows up for me 🥳

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Went to Goodwill to find treasure but people were starting laying hands so I’m going across the street to find other gold 📼

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

“when pigs can fly” Just you wait and see 🐖🪽

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Move, bitch 💨

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I am not a morning person but I will make the best of MY morning ☀️

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Wrong paws 🚨

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Follow the paws 🐾

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This stuff helps aches and pains SO much. Baths always grossed me out but they are so important if you want to move like a normal human being 🛀

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

submitted 24 days ago • 4289 comments

Guess 🚥

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

乙亥 (yǐhài) 🐖 ♋️

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🪴

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the most accurate #DNA test that I can take at home? Don’t care about them stealing my “data” and my privacy has already been compromised. Checking mixed or other ain’t cutting it anymore under the race sections.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

🐍🥠🧧🎋

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

To anyone else this might look like a “easy day” or a “vacation” but to little old me it was a very difficult day and I had to be very strong. I can do almost anything but it sucks the life out of me and it’s been hard for me to recharge.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

🇺🇸

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t had to wear a brace in awhile. This used to happen about twice a year and I thought that I was doing so well. Oh well, back (😉) at it again 👎

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

1 year.

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