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lancener.bsky.social
31, any pronouns, definitely being NSFW sometimes
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Keep thinking back to the first furry I talked to way back in age of empires 3 online, their name was something like frenchtoast, i was 12, username moneyman20, they thought i was too young, so i cussed at them and told them i was 30 and had a kid, I'm now 31 and hope you're doing well lol.

I love getting mail late because someone grabbed it and didn't tell me about it, only for it to be the bank telling me my account is overdrawn because they charged a service fee for me not having enough money in the account. Cunts already have my money, better charge me for more without telling me.

Back on my walking arc, almost 3 miles today. I gotta get my legs back so I stop dying at cons.

Pokemon go code if anyone wants it, been a bit more active in it again. 230818423557

Rest in peace @kianwolfau.bsky.social, always hoped we would get to meet up in person. Thank you for being such a great friend that is hurts this much to lose you.

My collar and badge seems to have been misplaced. Please keep an eye out. It's pretty sentimenta. #TFF2025

I like cilantro, and I have the gene where it tastes like soap, I may like soap.

Waking up every day like

I enjoy wearing a watch that celebrates when I get up to pee.

Today my hair won

Blink twice if you need help

Haven't posted cock for a while and I always love how everything hangs in the shower :V

Happy loosely-diguised-excuse-to-get-drunk-while-wearing-green Day.

the curse of having introduced so many people to shows that are currently having a new season and there's no way I can watch the new season with everyone I introduced it to XP

Echidna fork sounding

Biscuits Engravings would be a great name for a place that does breakfast/ engravings.

I love that Indian food manages to be spicy without really doing anything to my stomach, assuming it's the turmeric :V great stuff

I love being able to walk places. It seems so small, but it gets rid of that isolated feeling I've had most of my life living in the middle of nowhere.

For how heavy I am, my obliques are oddly defined, to the point I think I look worse with a shirt on

Bidets are just drinking fountains for your butthole.

I think FC this year taught me I'm not an introvert, I'm just shy and stupid. I crave constant interactions.

There is no human hotter than the average fursuit.

My boyfriend's "woke" penis.

I like how direct these manhole covers are.

I'm in you, San Jose :3

Pepto, breakfast of champions

You know you're a furry when you name the neighborhood bunnies after your friends with rabbit fursonas. This is @lancener.bsky.social

So true…

Recently I've just been wanting to make my friends cum.

Didn't realize PoE2 would carry over stash tabs and add them to PoE1 if you get more :V absolutely love that

Here is @ernos.bsky.social before and after I pushed him down the stairs at the weekend.

Christmas shower cock :V

Mickeys malt liquor, the official malt liquor of drunk driving your 1988 Camaro