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had to pause an argument I was having in the wave pool when a big one swept me into my opponents arms

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

jazz gastropod...jazztropod

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

SCIF = Signal Chat Is Fun

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

Heartwarming: cybertruck released into the wild accepted into a local herd

submitted 34 days ago • 13 comments

Tapping that mfing sign

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

5 things i did last week: -i talk to the customer -i take specifications from the customer and give them to the engineers -i deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers dont have to -i have people skills damnit -what the hell is wrong with you people

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day!

submitted 72 days ago • 4 comments

IMO, people detonating fireworks after 12:15 AM should be imprisoned. Just IMO.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Victorian street urchins were a precursor to smart phones: - can send messages - tell you what day it is - order items from shops without leaving home - pass on gossip - product of capitalism - not allowed in many schools - often stolen and shipped abroad

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts

submitted 128 days ago • 49 comments

What's up, Death?

submitted 132 days ago • 13 comments

A CHRISTMAS STORY (1983, dir. Bob Clark) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #ChristmasSky #ItalySky 📽️💈😛🎄🎅🤠🥡

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

His music

submitted 137 days ago • 13 comments

"news-flavored opinions are the microplastics of our information consumption" is such a spot-on way to describe it.

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

Starting to believe the NYPD’s insurance carrier is UHC

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

You can’t sue somebody for outrapping you oh my god

submitted 153 days ago • 14 comments

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

submitted 156 days ago • 182 comments

Non-Fungible Human Dan Olsen appeared on Wet-Ones to give an incredible interview which included the MadLib of a sentence “I was at a wedding officiated by Childish Gambino at the Metaverse Taco Bell Chapel.” You can watch the whole thing right here: youtu.be/dZuP5RZA0io

submitted 166 days ago • 4 comments

This is an all-timer.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

“If we have anything to learn from politicians it’s that details don’t matter.” - Le Guin

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 50-50 whether I’m gonna barf the next time I accidentally run a vacuum over a coin.

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The fan in my launch window Nintendo Switch sounds like a burnt out electric razor. Probably means it’s heading for the rainbow bridge. RIP to Lil Drifty.

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,291,309! Pah! Not even in the first million.

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

apnews.com/article/heat...

submitted 233 days ago • 7 comments

when you're telling a traumatic story from your past but everyone's laughing for some reason

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We don't need to hear from Aaron Sorkin ever again about anything.

submitted 280 days ago • 0 comments

Doing a nostalgic google street view stroll up the high street of where I used to live a few years ago and have stumbled across possibly the worst name for a shop I have ever seen in my life ever.

submitted 321 days ago • 1 comment

Snack please

submitted 327 days ago • 3 comments

Saw a cybertruck painted white today. Like an actual automotive finish. Had trouble imagining the person that would do such a thing. It still looked dumb.

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Wordle 1,073 4/6 🟨⬛🟩🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,072 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

dude i saw this on fb and i almost threw up from laughing so hard

submitted 343 days ago • 11 comments