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things were way better back when everything was worse
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this is the equivalent of “judge a person by what they do with their grocery cart”

good. keep The King healthy.

This would be a headline-dominating mega-scandal for months on end in any other administration.

this man is really going to get away with being a short porch bandit for his entire career

What’s funny is I wrote this post 3 weeks ago and they still haven’t won a game, all the stats in the post remain virtually unchanged except worse

The federal government *regularly* spends money to encourage behavior it couldn’t compel directly. Like paying states to build roads or fund healthcare for those who can’t afford it. It’s called the Spending Clause—and it’s the very first enumerated power that the Constitution gives to Congress. 🤦🏻‍♂️

chatgpt explained to me that there are no lefty catchers because it's too hard to throw a ball with your glove hand.

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

the only tennessee play that is working is sending their quarterback over the top like he is in a wwi trench

Only positive take for Tennessee in this first half is that Nico is tough as nails

this guy will exhibit absolute crazy person behavior and post dozens of times about the same thing in an hour, and headlines will describe it as like “Musk Displays Strong Feelings”

the college football playoff selection show is so good. it's like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"

the way I know I’m getting old* is that I still use Pandora. *this is really because I am just lazy

The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).

/someone who has never seen basketball played before but who is watching Mr. Beast play against Bob Cousy in 2024, on a streaming service "This sucks dude."