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elon has definitely mailed senator kelly a carton of jizz at some point

eat shit you fascist fucks!!!! fuck you!!!

There is a non-zero chance Brady Tkachuk is crying literally as you read this post and I think that’s beautiful

real shame about team usa getting cursed by trump. death to america

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

nick jagger

SCOOP: Danielle Smith's government fired the head of Alberta Health Services two days before she was to meet with the Auditor-General to discuss her internal investigation into procurement contracts and deals for private surgical facilities. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber... #abpoli #ableg

lmao

I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵

NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT! A 1995 CD-ROM. A game buried for a reason. You flip a card. The screen glitches. Something is watching. Forbidden Solitaire—a dungeon horror from the creators of Ancient Enemy and Home Safety Hotline. store.steampowered.com/app/3414580/... With @slicknicklives.bsky.social

fuck you movie world

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

Fiance reports that ICE trying to board a bus in Seattle were refused by a Seattle bus driver who told them "gargle my balls"

it's called psychological warfare [ 🤼 / #art ]

My kids have been watching a lot of Gundam, and nothing prepared me for the revelation of the tequila Gundam from Gundam G

BuzzFeedBenny taking credit for someone else's work again 🙄

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

"Marley? Farley?"

The NFC North sent 3 teams with a combined 40 wins to the playoffs this year, where they registered a combined 0 wins, incredible

Fuck Tuah

Nation wonders if guy who ‘loves winter’ also likes getting fucking choked to death

Smoking on that James Woods’ house pack