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Verified Campaign 🀍 We are Farah and Mohanad, a couple from Gaza. The war stole our home and livelihood πŸ’”, but we refuse to lose hope. Your support means the world to us. Our campaign is verified by the Butterfly Project No. 1184πŸ‘‡πŸ» linktr.ee/FarahSocialM... To donateπŸ‘‡πŸ» goget.fund/3ZHHG3C

i know grimes is insane but i highkey fw her music πŸ’”

nasa dudes love to brag about finding ice on some awful planet that's like a hundred miles away.... that's great guys, probably just gonna keep using the stuff in my freezer tho

Honestly, Bone-in Macaroni and Cheese is the best Mac and cheese there is.

dude stop shrinking my dink

Just bumped into an old friend.

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Soon we will become skeletons due to lack of nutrition πŸ’”πŸ‰ Our life has been tragic for a year and a half. Please provide us with the price of a bag of flour, which costs $250 and we cannot afford to buy it. Help us by providing a new tent for us, which costs $1,500. Donation Link gofund.me/69f962fc

Women fear me. Fish fear me. I am alone in this world.

Please consider donating to Sam Nordquist's family's fundraiser for living expenses gofund.me/22f40263

Voter in Pennsylvania: man groceries are too expensive I hope Trump will bring the price down Trump administration: we now have a law that Apu has to come back to the Simpsons and Hank Azaria has to voice him again and he has to be more offensive

How would you like your steak cooked? Ha, I jest! All of our meat is shelf stable and served as a dry stew.

pee is stored in the buttsack

My name is Abdullah AlHaj 25 years old from Gaza. Like many here, my life was shattered by war. After high school, I gave up my dream of getting a university degree to support my family. I became skilled at manufacturing chemicals, supporting my loved ones and starting a family. gofund.me/d14cbe76

im jorkin my shit so hard rn

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good save

this is kind of a remarkable thread from a governor

LET'S FUCKING GO GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD DA BIG APPLE I'M FUCKIN WALKIN OVER HERE LET'S GO METS BABY

we love a band name/album name/song name trifecta

The war has taken everything from us, including my dream of becoming a doctor. I have no one else to turn to, so I’m asking for your help. Please, support us to survive and escape this nightmare. Your donation can save my family’s life. Even 5€ can make adifference. gofund.me/374e4c5f

imagine if there was a country next to Turkey named "Stuffing". can we change Greece's name to stuffing

Rose-Tu’s calf has a name! Meet Tula-Tu πŸ’•

this queen

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

we all are burdened by that one baleful homie who, having about him an unsettled air β€” an air granted voice and form through a discomfiting demeanor and boorish tongue β€” casts a dark shadow across even the grandest celebrations. but he's been your friend since grade school, so like. what can you do

fortnite causes me immense psychogenic distress and the only way to cure it is to have effeminate men in womens clothing feed me pizza like grapes over a triclinium

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

Framingham MA

aliens just contacted me telepathically. turns out they're woke