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I fear Bart's antics will drive Homer mad before series end

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There I was, watching an episode of the Simpsons, when Bart (the young son with a bit of an, um, Attitude!) said "What an odd thing to say." I stood up and I SCREAMED. I knew right away I needed a screenshot with the words over it. I'll be putting this to a LOTTA use in online chats, believe you me.

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This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

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the smiths if they were drag queens be like: big mouth la dda da da big mouth strokes again and ive no right to take my place in the drag race

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i want to be hayley williams so bad

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we need more insane gay guys prone to crashing out on here

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Cumbo the Elephant

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summer trick: plug your pores with Super Glue so you don't sweat

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“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

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My wife found out I write popular comments under online blog posts and now things have gotten extra spicers when we make le schmexy!

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✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

submitted 5 days ago • 46 comments

i be that cunty redditor

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submitted 6 days ago • 762 comments

the cringe factory texted me and i have to pull double shifts this week

submitted 6 days ago • 66 comments

My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn

submitted 335 days ago • 59 comments

people don’t know this but flavor town has one of the highest tax rates in the country

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Making a big show of arguing with my gf when she says the dog needs a bath so he doesn't realize I'm controlled opposition

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

We're a cultural melting pot of haters and I think that's beautiful

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It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

submitted 7 days ago • 65 comments

being able to hear the wheels on the Sherman tanks squeal on account of no one there is some incredible footage. A+ comedy.

submitted 7 days ago • 74 comments

i went to my towns protest and this truck drove by with a guy hanging out the passenger seat waving a life size cardboard cutout of trump, then they got pulled 30 sec later for it lmaooo

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Can we normalize Human Instrumentality?

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

happy tuesday

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, you're doomscrolling current events? That's baby shit. I'm doomscrolling the events of 536. A volcano just erupted in Iceland. Snow just fell during the summer in China. Crops are failing. All of the crops are failing.

submitted 8 days ago • 117 comments

i wish somehow had written down the name of the kid who won a gold medal after being randomly chosen from the crowd at the olympics to be coxswain

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I am a trans Jewish communist and it would own me so bad if real American patriots drank bleach

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HOLY BASED 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Flower girl 🌹

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

imagine an independent ‘28 primary with boss baby, macgruber, bean dad, matt taibbi and others — there is nothing stopping us from doing this

submitted 15 days ago • 34 comments

imagine an independent '28 primary with catturd, cybersmith, will stancil, Brianna wu, the Rizzler, hawk Tuah and others - there is nothing stopping us from doing this

I fear Bart's antics will drive Homer mad before series end

There I was, watching an episode of the Simpsons, when Bart (the young son with a bit of an, um, Attitude!) said "What an odd thing to say." I stood up and I SCREAMED. I knew right away I needed a screenshot with the words over it. I'll be putting this to a LOTTA use in online chats, believe you me.

This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

the smiths if they were drag queens be like: big mouth la dda da da big mouth strokes again and ive no right to take my place in the drag race

i want to be hayley williams so bad

we need more insane gay guys prone to crashing out on here

Cumbo the Elephant

summer trick: plug your pores with Super Glue so you don't sweat

“I enjoy thinking about truly fundamental concepts, like the alphabet for instance.”

My wife found out I write popular comments under online blog posts and now things have gotten extra spicers when we make le schmexy!

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

i be that cunty redditor

the cringe factory texted me and i have to pull double shifts this week

My wife and I had a Hindu wedding ceremony in her parents backyard and the HOA bitched about it and fined them. Over the years my FIL has built up an Indian voting bloc and now they control the whole thing and he walks around the development like this telling white people to mow their fucking lawn

people don’t know this but flavor town has one of the highest tax rates in the country

Making a big show of arguing with my gf when she says the dog needs a bath so he doesn't realize I'm controlled opposition

We're a cultural melting pot of haters and I think that's beautiful

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

being able to hear the wheels on the Sherman tanks squeal on account of no one there is some incredible footage. A+ comedy.

i went to my towns protest and this truck drove by with a guy hanging out the passenger seat waving a life size cardboard cutout of trump, then they got pulled 30 sec later for it lmaooo

Can we normalize Human Instrumentality?

happy tuesday

Oh, you're doomscrolling current events? That's baby shit. I'm doomscrolling the events of 536. A volcano just erupted in Iceland. Snow just fell during the summer in China. Crops are failing. All of the crops are failing.

i wish somehow had written down the name of the kid who won a gold medal after being randomly chosen from the crowd at the olympics to be coxswain

I am a trans Jewish communist and it would own me so bad if real American patriots drank bleach

HOLY BASED 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Flower girl 🌹

imagine an independent ‘28 primary with boss baby, macgruber, bean dad, matt taibbi and others — there is nothing stopping us from doing this

imagine an independent '28 primary with catturd, cybersmith, will stancil, Brianna wu, the Rizzler, hawk Tuah and others - there is nothing stopping us from doing this

i need you fuckers to listen to me

ngl this looks like a ham magnate