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The fact is this might literally be the cool guy hairstyle 75 years from now in the future. We have no way of knowing when this style will come back. Not even the most powerful computers can predict that.

How come no one cosplays as super glittery Sean Connery at Comic Cons?

Sorry, Demi. Here's your Oscar from me and Beliel. You deserved to win! 🏆

I hope Demi Moore wins for Parasite tonight! Her best 3-D horror movie by far.

Don't forget to go to church!

Breathy one on #Svengoolie tonight. The Dan Curtis (Dark Shadows) Jack Palance (The Mongols) Dracula. Jack was born for this role!

I volunteered for the first time in my life. I moved some chairs and served bagles to elders in the super old people gay center. This makes me better than you. And I will bring this up and lord it over you every chance I get forever.

CARTOOOON TIIIIIMMMMEEEEE!!!

Took a lot of shit for drinking White Claw at a party tonight. Feel like I need to say this: not every dude who drinks White Claw is a pussy! Now I happen to be a pussy and drink White Claw, but that is just a coincidence.

My recommendation for these trying times.

Weekend plans:

Morgan Fairchild looking stunning as always in The Initiation of Sarah. A wonderfully 70s college occult flick starring a satanic Shelley Winters!

No only the best Lex Luthor, but the best dressed Lex Luthor! Ain't nobody never gonna top him. R.I.P. GH!

Hollywood Horror House waa trip. A psychedelic Sunset Boulevard but the kept man's not a sadsack, he's a maniac with a specific kink of cutting off limbs. Quite a groovy and gruesome ride! 🎥💄🏵💀

I call it "Michael Myers Mask With a Toilet Paper Roll Sticking Out of Head." But will the art world accept it?

Forgot how good Alone in the Dark is! Jack Palance and Martin Landau as crazy maniacs and Donald Pleasence as a crazy psychiatrist. Plus Erland van Lidth, Dynamo from The Running Man!

Captain, my captain!

Thank you, FIN FANG FOOM.

I know it's a bit early, but I was looking for Leprechaun costumes and found this. Whaddya think? ☘️

Sherman Hemsley on Fantasy Island with his kleptomania being triggered. Not sure if this actually happens to kleptomaniacs in real life. Anyone on here a kleptomaniac?

Same.

Robby the Robot as "Bix" on The Love Boat. They gave him the ridic 80s cartoon voice that Glomer (Punky Brewster) and Scooter (GoBots) have.

Hangover level:

Life status:

A lot of concerns about Amazon having complete control over James Bond. Alls I gotta say is if the new movies don't use the James Bond Jr. cartoon designs of Oddjob, Jaws, Dr. No, and Sheikh Yabootie, they're gonna hear from me. 🍸

Anyone know how to read Tarot? What does this mean?

The Chilling wasn't great. But it was worth it for me just to see Linda Blair and Grizzley Adams (Dan Haggerty) talking about Freddy Krueger for a sec. That's just not something I ever thought I'd see. 🧔🐻🤮

Too many bots following me on this site! Need to find out who's human, and who's not. If you are human, send me nudes. If you are a bot, send me nudes. I will go through all the nudes and figure it out. I can spot robot nudes a mile away. Be warned!

I didn't know Superman used to fly by and casually chuck people into police cars. Happy landings!

Amazon has announced their first new Bond movie

Is this a cool hairstyle? I don't know nuthin' about hair. Wacky movie. The most 80s yuppie vampire movie I've seen. Some cool makeup though, very toothy!

Funny credit names in The Bride of Frank.

Burning Sensation is a great name for a movie. An 80s Hong Kong supernatural kung fu romantic comedy that's a blast. A pair of brothers get romantically involved with a pair of spirits, one good, one evil. The evil one kills with a really long tongue. 👅👅👅

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior THE BIG RAGU?

Shelley Winters has never looked better! This was a cool one. A charlatan psychic tries to con a lady who's husband's been kidnapped, but things get screwy when she develops real psychic abilites. 〰️🧠〰️

They still trying to pass off actors playing identical "cousins" on TV shows anymore? Or is that wonderfully wacky trope over?

Sunday afternoon vibes

A pic of me from 1992. Name this look!

Sssssss-cary one on Svengoolie tonight! Dirk Benedict (Face, A-Team) gets mixed up Sssssnakey ssscience experiments gone wrong! 🐍🧪💀