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larrymarq.bsky.social

I still don't know what I'm doing

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Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

submitted 12 days ago • 538 comments

I have never seen a single Mission Impossible movie and the only Fast & Furious movie I watched was Tokyo Drift

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Space heaters are like regular heaters except no one can hear you scream.

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

Grandpa finally stopped smoking. Now we can get him into an urn.

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

SON: looking at the night sky Daddy did you watch the moon landing? ME: Obviously not kiddo. It’s still up there.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Just did it myself. Just because.

submitted 15 days ago • 212 comments

Looks like someone would like to speak with the manager of snacks and cuddles

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

GOD: creating the world ANGEL: I'm really looking forward to seeing how this evolves GOD: slamming fists on table* We NEVER use that word here!

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

DEATH ROW HACK: For your last meal, request Olive Garden breadsticks

submitted 27 days ago • 18 comments

You’re not mad that I was skinny dipping in your koi pond you’re mad that your fish like me better than you

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Did you know that if you suddenly become interested in something you can quickly become an expert by ordering shit on Amazon

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

WIFE: Hurry up or we'll get caught in the rain. ME: [sipping a pina colada] I would like that.

submitted 28 days ago • 12 comments

“Stupid kid fell in the well again.” -if Lassie had been a cat

submitted 99 days ago • 7 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 29 days ago • 386 comments

"I am a Diamond Member!" I yell as the Hampton Inn management kicks me out of the business center where I've been running my OnlyFans page.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Does anyone make comfy pants that didn't bunch up at the ankles? My stupid big feet do not need this attention

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

My taste in music is pretty limited I mostly just listen to stuff from later 20th century and early 21st century

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I'd like to exchange fluids. Mechanic: You mean get an oil change? Me: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

submitted 59 days ago • 10 comments

This dude is waving tariffs around like a punk kid with a pistol who can't throw hands

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you will about the Traveling Wilburys but I challenge you find anyone who does a happier song about being robbed by a whore

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Here’s the switchboard number for the House 202-225-3121 and the Senate 202-224-3121. You don’t need to make a speech. Just tell your reps yes or no on a particular vote. It’s that simple. They DO keep tallies, but they can’t read your minds. Calling & writing is like voting. Get in the habit.

submitted 36 days ago • 42 comments

ROSE: i love you JACK: i adore you ROSE: a door lol JACK: going under lol

submitted 43 days ago • 26 comments

As soon as the snow begins falling in earnest, the mourning doves gather to cower beneath the pavilion. They aren't as outdoorsy as you'd think.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

I'm my mind there are no mids some people are just oddly hot

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

The difference in scale between intergalactic and planetary is so immense that it boggles the mind. I'm starting to think no one in the Beastie Boys was actually an astrophysicist.

submitted 54 days ago • 10 comments

say what you will about late season simpsons it still has the juice

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Classic Garfield #transmemes

submitted 59 days ago • 24 comments

I know he's been drop kicking babies into an abandoned swimming pool but she once slapped a 12 year old

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

do one thing every day that makes you uncomfortable... puts underpants on backwards

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

🎵I'm all out of fucks, I have no more fucks I'm numb and I am meh lying fuckshorn on the floor Illusion waxes gray absent any fucks I'm wide awake and I'd prefer to nap a month or four You're a little late, fuckless is the norm🎵

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

All Mambo and no #5 makes Jack a dull boy

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

jacob marley: tonight you will be visited by three ghosts me: i have work tomorrow

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments

Please do not give your pets Christmas presents until they have fully accepted Jesus Christ as their personal lord and savior!!

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments