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lasergoblin666.bsky.social
Too cool to be lame, too lame to be cool
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“Kids, this is your brain on drugs.”

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At this point, I’m convinced the only way to fight back at the bourgeois is to literally scare them to death by constantly threatening to destroy or actually destroy their shit. They don’t care about people, only things so make them stay up at night about their shit.

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I can’t stop laughing thinking about getting horrible news on this phone

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

One of the craziest parts of parenthood is realizing how much hell you put your parents in reflecting back on your past while you deal with the current realities of raising your own child.

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#NoContextValentine

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

I pity the dead, for they do not have to live this

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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 13 days ago • 427 comments

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

submitted 13 days ago • 204 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 16 days ago • 342 comments

Neo-Nazis appeared in Lincoln Heights (metro Cincinnati) Ohio and got ran out of dodge… but not before locals stole and burned their swastika flag in the street.

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I can’t think of many brands that immediately outs you as a lame ass square than Harley Davidson, especially when you’re head to toe dressed in their tacky, expensive attire.

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Hey all, I wanna dedicate this thread to free documentaries! If you know of any good documentaries that are online, please feel free to drop them in this thread.

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Hate that this song isn’t on streaming, probably the last song of Best Coast’s that I really liked before they changed their sound.

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TFW you finally get that reservation at Dorsia

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Ayanna Pressley: "Elon Musk is a Nazi nepo baby."

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Normalize sharing your cool streaming accounts with your friends. I have subscriptions for The Criterion Channel and Mubi that I share with my best friends because I want them to enjoy good stuff too, let’s help make people cultured. #criterion #mubi #movies #film

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It's like America clicked on a porn spam ad, caught a virus, got rid of it, and then clicked on the same damn porn ad again.

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

Remember, fascists are great at hiding their true self from unsuspecting people. The shop owner here did the right thing for calling them out to their faces, we need that energy going forward.

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Goddamn what a party #stlouis

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Me waiting for this new The Weeknd album like

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It's hard to express how much is going on here and what a big deal it is. We've been building toward this for over 8 years now, and we genuinely built a video game history research tool that is usable by anyone. We're democratizing game research through a free, no-bullshit, human-curated resource.

submitted 24 days ago • 30 comments

Black Lives Matter fundamentally broke these people’s brains. They couldn’t bear the idea that they might have to tell a different story about this country and thus tell a different story about themselves. They hated it, and now they are using everything they have to never feel that way again.

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What Dan said.

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

What’s even funnier is you got a whole ass government watching this very old man just unload dementia-addled nonsense and because they’re so desperately craven for power, they will literally let him do it.

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As awful as it is, there is something darkly funny about a very old man blaming unrelated shit for a plane crash. Like pure Grandpa Simpson shit.

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More records I can listen to in fifteen minutes please. #music #hardcore #trappedunderice #spotify

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A truly great pop album, a true modern masterpiece. I’ll be outside if people disagree and wanna fight about it. #music #theweeknd #spotify

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I have zero problems helping anyone get into collecting physical media like movies, I even encourage it and my peers should do the same. The people yearn to own their movies, let’s help them. #movies #moviecollecting

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