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Peace to all. Except 🍊💩 of course. He can go to hell. Where he'll probably proclaim he can Make Hell Great Again.
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I applaud the lengths this poor woman will go to, to get away from Russell Brand.

Viz comic: "I'm not one to complain usually but I mean, fucking hell. Come on."

Trump consistently drawing everyone's attention away from the Epstein files is nonce sense...

Sometimes people just drop dead, completely out of the blue. I wouldn't wish that on *almost* anyone. But I digress... What's happening in the world, folks? Anything interesting going on in North America?

In an emergency parliamentary meeting today on the Heard and McDonald Islands, the penguins have voted unanimously to introduce retaliatory tariffs of 10% on the US. Senior minister Beaky McBeakface is quoted as saying "Your move, Trump."

Dear Mr Trump. If your government were to arrest Elon Musk, seize his assets, and send him to El Salvador you could cancel your silly tariffs and cut income tax rates. It'd be illegal, of course, but (a) you don't really care what's legal; and (b) we'd forgive you the transgression* this time.

24 hours in and Senator Cory Booker is still speaking more eloquently than the orange felon. I have so much respect for this man. All credit, too, to his friends, colleagues, and support team

Getting ready for the day.

We will shortly be landing in the United States. Remember to turn your watches back to 1950. Whites please leave the airplane when the cabin crew instruct you to do so. Blacks please remain seated - officials will soon board the plane to give you a ... special ... welcome.

Credit where it's due - Trump's massively reduced the number of people illegally entering the country. Nobody wants to go to that shit-show any more...

It appears USA is removing the red and blue from their flag...

Come on, aliens. If you're gonna do it now's the time...

Beautiful and terrible

It's painful, but Trump 🤮 might be what we need to see the death of fascism. Seeing the shit-show that America has become appears to be galvanising the rest of the world. The far right isn't an attractive proposition right now in any country.

Unconfirmed report: Trump was horrified to hear that two Brazilian immigrants were caught crossing the border from Mexico to the US. He has once again vowed to build the wall - and had asked if a brazilian is more than a million.

Catchy!