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I remember when Donnie cared more about the economy than people's lives. Now it's neither.

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"See, you silly libs? The market is already bouncing ba... Oh." www.npr.org/2025/04/07/n...

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MAGA: "Legalize comedy!" Bill Burr says anything MAGA: "HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT THAT!"

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The duration of time from "Groceries are too expensive!" to "Who really needs money anyway?" was about ... please donate $99.99 to unlock this post

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Practically every economist in the world: "Don't do this!" Guy who bankrupted several businesses including multiple casinos: "Trust me."

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MAGA: "I will defend the Constitution with my life!" Also, MAGA: "HOW CAN ONE FEDERAL JUDGE ... ?!"

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Will someone please think of the little cars? They have their whole battery life ahead of them.

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MAGA: "We'll never forget what they did to us 5 years ago!" You mean the first Trump term?

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Headline: "Recent DUI hire sporting gang tattoos drunken texted classified war plans to a magazine that endorsed Kamala."

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For the sake of efficiency, every member of the Trump administration is currently sharing a single brain cell.

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When Republicans boycott Bud Light or tampons or whatever: MAGA: "America!" When Democrats boycott a fascist oligarch who wipes his ass with the Constitution: MAGA: "Paid!"

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The duration of time from "empathy is the weakness of Western civilization" to "stop it, you're hurting my wallet" was at least 7 doses of Ketamine.

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MAGA: "Why Biden force us to buy EVs?" Also, MAGA: "Not buying a Tesla is illegal."

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This aged like a fined white whiner.

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The universal symbol of "I don't know what to think until he tells me."

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Fight woke, go broke.

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If Maye Musk is angry, America wins.

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Elon has lost billions and billions. Like no one has ever seen before. Believe me. Sad.

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Putin's puppet has decided to send his personal enemies back into a war zone.

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Temu: Shop Like A Billionaire

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It's possible to overdose on Ketamine, which can lead to respiratory distress and even a coma. That's your dose of hope for today.

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Yeah, NO SHIT!

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MAGA, today: "Mr. Zelenskyy should have been nicer to daddy's other boss."

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"Human trafficking is a multi-billion dollar business in this country." - Pam Bondi Oh, that's why you protect them.

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Let's start with everyone who was involved in signing the DOHA Agreement on February 29th, 2020, which set the terms and timetable for the withdrawal while surrendering everything to the Taliban. The military follows orders from the Command-in-Chief. Who was President again?

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If Tesla's board sent Elon Musk a "What did you do last week?" email, here's what an honest answer would be: - worked remotely - likely broke numerous federal laws - had very public personal crisis involving ex and child - destroyed another $184.7 BILLION in shareholder value

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sad trombone

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The Bible: "The desire for wealth is the root of ALL evil, and it is easier for a camel to pass though..." The Trump Bible: "Build a golden statue of a rapist in Gaza then throw money at children and transgender belly dancers. Amen."

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I think I made a mistake when I clicked "Follow All" on one of many "Blue Resistance" starter packs. Some of you folks are just as delusional as MAGA and just as quick to spread fake BS. I'll try to get my feed back to sensible human beings with good ideas and my ol' Threads homies.

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Public opinion of Elon must be tanking because my feeds are now full of posts about how Musk has donated millions to charity, such as... checks notes ... The Musk Foundation, a US-based charitable foundation funded and directed by Elon Musk, which has awarded less than 5% of its assets.

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Millions died before the invent of the MMR vaccine. There have been no reported cases of people dying as a result of the MMR vaccine. At least one case of death has now been linked to not getting the MMR vaccine. The first on RFK's watch. Let the games begin.

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Alternate headline: "Is RFK Jr. about to pull another Samoa, or did worm food learn his lesson the first time?"

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I have no need for government handouts used to distract the unwashed masses, so any "rebate check" I get from DOGE gets donated directly to Planned Parenthood and a local non-profit that assists women diagnosed with breast cancer.

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If you're going to squirt tears while screaming, "they cheated!" you're going to have to do better than the vote total of one tiny district in one tiny county in a non-swing state that Kamala WON! Keep digging.

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"Why cain't these here foreigners ever learn to speak English good?" - MAGA

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"What [Trump] is doing is not about making a tough peace deal with Russia, recalibrating NATO, or protecting Ukraine’s democracy. He is merely setting the terms of a new alliance and relationship with the criminal Russian dictatorship — directed against the European democracies." bit.ly/41hinVV

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MAGA: "Where is all the gold in Fort Knox?" Have you checked under his tax returns?

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Nobody: MAGA: "Maybe someone stole all the gold in Fort Knox."

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