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lauracrane.bsky.social
sending my love from the other side of the apocalypse. Sometimes podcaster, sometimes comedian, sometimes pro wrestling personality (Type A, naturally). Showrunner, production manager. Neutral Good. Mostly harmless. out of knives.
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I bet the researcher and co-writer for this has very reasonable rates.

Me, trying not to count my chickens before they hatch on an important real life thing. Also me:

It's the 70th anniversary of The Muppets today. From Muppet Babies on, they've been such an important part of my life. Nickelodeon used to run the original Muppet Show, I saw all the movies. My first AIM screen name even shouted them out. Thanks to the pieces of cloth and felt who made me.

Gotta ask the Power Broker if the ring will be reinforced.

giving myself a gold star for this

Friendly reminder, while we're talking about when Hangman Page lost the AEW Men's World Championship: HANGMAN. DID. NOTHING. WRONG. Not then. Not now. Not ever. #AEWDynamite

There is no better time for AEW to create World Women's Tag Team Titles than this year. Show wrestlers that it's the place for women's tag team wrestling

Record gates. Gotta love capitalism. If you don’t want to renew talent as their contracts expire, that’s fair game. But if any of these are releases that weren’t requested, man, that’s tough to justify. #wrestlesky

❗️MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT ❗️ Four of Power Pro Lucha’s fiercest teams face off in a 4-Corner Elimination Tag Match. The Xyberhawx, F.I.S.T., The Colony and Crummels & Defarge fight to be the last team standing at A Link To The Past! Get your tickets at Powerprolucha.com

Bakabella is going to be so happy- there are so many lockers for him to shove @scott-holladay.bsky.social in!

No, YOU panicked and sang your infant niece My Chemical Romance because you didn't have a better idea.

2000s fashion is back, which means every outfit I see while shopping has "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here for Bret" energy. #rockoflove

Non-wrestling personnel are not the main characters of wrestling. #PSA (Yes, sometimes in a storyline a manager, referee, GM, ring announcer, commentator or what-have-you is a key FIGURE in a storyline, but never the protagonist.) #Wrestlesky

🩵🩵🩵 only four weeks until I am reunited with my beloved headset.

Personal memo: buy fire blanket.

I started writing in my diary and singing again. Considering what I would want to create and how.

Genuine question: what time do wrestlers have to be at the arena for a big event like Wrestlemania or All In? #WWE #AEW #Wrestlesky

I actually thought it would be more interesting if Cena just... Won. #wrestlemania

I absolutely love that @flavorflav.bsky.social is just out having fun in all of these different places. Genuinely sweet to see. #Wrestlemania

If I had bought tickets to Night One, I'd be so mad watching Night Two #Wrestlemania

lot of people on this site way more upset about Joe Hendry losing than Joe Hendry seemed to be. #wrestlemania

I do enjoy that for Randy Orton, "babyface" is an informed trait. He's a jerk whether face or heel. This is not sarcasm, btw. Love it.

SAY HIS NAME AND I’M IN TEARS

Night Two has absolutely eaten Night One's lunch. It's not even close. #Wrestlemania

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rob Van Dam!

I do not like when the manager is the main character in a match, tbh. #Wrestlemania

So, who didn't set their makeup before hugging CM Punk? #Wrestlemania

CM Punk was my first favorite wrestler, so there is a soft spot there. #Wrestlesky #Wrestlemania

This isn't even the coolest flamethrower moment in wrestling THAT HAPPENED IN LAS VEGAS in the last twelve months. #Wrestlesky #Wrestlemania

This isn't even the coolest flamethrower moment in wrestling in the last twelve months. #Wrestlesky #Wrestlemania

Charlotte shouldn't also be in pink. All respect/ disrespect aside, casual watchers are going to be confused. Anyone following the story will just think it's still Charlotte trying to be as likeable and appealing as Tiffy and falling short. #Wrestlemania

Mania has been kinda mid.

"That energy from when (LA Knight) came out is NEUTRALIZED" Thank you, Wade, for pointing out the crowd is dead AF. #Wrestlemania

Can you imagine being the PA who has to drive the really expensive car on national TV? I hate parking with a passenger in the car. #Wrestlemania

Jade Cargill is the first performer whose gear has really impressed me tonight. I loved it. #Wrestlemania

Jim Cantore is the #Wrestlemania cameo I never knew I needed.