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ANDOR!!!!

FUCK. If Sánchez is seriously hurt the season is over lmao

Really got the full Aaron Nola experience in that inning

Juan Soto you could have come to Philly if you wanted to talk to JT so much

KRUK IS BACK

You actually should lose your friends for being a huge piece of shit. This is called consequences.

fuck oprah forever

Get Romano off this team

It’s that time of year ✝️ youtu.be/ccZX_juluXQ?...

Did everyone know that Tramell Tillman is in the new mission impossible???

A complete cultural victory.

Ok but I don’t understand why everyone is declaring victory for Van Hollen. He got a photo op and then Abrego-Garcia went back to the concentration camp. What was achieved besides a pulse check (useful) and PR

Going to see Sinners tonight and it looks like it’s going to be a pretty full house. Exciting.

The phillies!!

Good job Kyle!!

shoutout to whoever yelled “fuck jk rowling” during jasmine.4.t’s set last night. Also I am now obsessed with this song. youtu.be/efGW4BL-bWc?...

Phils bullpen really has no identity this year. Letting go of Hoffman was a hugh mistake.

starting the rumor that the Gayle King and Katy Perry that came down from space are not the real Gayle King and Katy Perry anymore

phillies win.

Strahm!!!

Ok Alec

pretty interesting for a bunch of guys who support segregationists to honor Jackie Robinson

We love a sacrifice fly, don’t we folks

That first week was fun but this is unfortunately what I thought this phillies team would be

good job alec

Get im Tai (this is a tai positivity account now)

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

What a stupid world

Each time they have referenced Janusz Kaminski on this series of Blank Check I have initially thought they were referencing Janosz, the character from Ghostbusters 2.

Nick Castellanos hitting is so important to me

Alec jesus christ

Have you seen this man?

Noah Wyle has so much juice in the Pitt it’s insane. He and Adam Scott should have to fight to the death for the emmy

Alec Bohm is a black hole in the lineup right now jeez

this offensive performance + Ben Davis in the booth feels like punishment

everything is very normal I see

It’s really not ok how cold it is in my apartment

weird game but I would still prefer to win t

good job kyle!!!!

but I don’t wanna listen to ben davis

go phils