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Noël | 30s | Queer | Wandering in Libraries and Fictional Worlds
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Not an introvert or an extrovert but a secret third thing where I draw my energy from listening to the same song a thousand times in a row until it means absolutely nothing to me anymore and I hate myself for it

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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 7 days ago • 67 comments

Thank you @david-jenkins.bsky.social, the special was beautiful. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Feeling this very much today. Via poetryisnotaluxury on Instagram.

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I need approximately 400 dumplings and a new job to recover from today.

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❤️🧡❤️🧡 #SanValentin #ValentinesDay #illustration #draw #sketch #love #design #heart

submitted 9 days ago • 84 comments

kermit the frog has done nothing wrong to deserve the patrick mahomes comparisons

submitted 9 days ago • 60 comments

Can we start the campaign for Bad Bunny for the #Superbowl next year. Shock them with the knowledge that Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

submitted 13 days ago • 71 comments

"We are all from stardust," says the cockroach, "even me." If you thought I'd do something like this on black paper, you'd be wrong. I had to color the whole night sky 😒 #sciart #painting #paintpens #acrylics #insects #roaches #cockroach #portrait

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The arrival time board is working perfectly. No notes.

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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 14 days ago • 646 comments

Congratulations to Super Bowl LIX champion Kendrick Lamar

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They did it for all of us 🦅🍾

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This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

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Watched Severance for the first time this weekend and I am AFFECTED by it holy cow. What a perfect show my ass drew this in 4 hours I loved it so much okay bedtime 🙋🏻‍♀️ #Severance #Severancefanart

submitted 48 days ago • 8 comments

Even adorable anthropomorphic woodland creatures fight back when necessary.

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

Imagine alienating Canada. That's like kicking Snoopy.

submitted 22 days ago • 9 comments

🧸Teddy Bear is 6 today! He doesn't know it yet, but dinner is pork chops and pasta

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

The single greatest thing about modern gaming is Autosave… but I’ll die before I trust it.

submitted 23 days ago • 73 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 24 days ago • 269 comments

In today's first rules update, the ball can hit the ground with nobody in control of it as long as one of the guys near it wears a Chiefs jersey

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

Every time I get a "Go Bills!" walking around a city that isn't even within a thousand miles of Buffalo I feel like I'm bursting with joy

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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.

submitted 30 days ago • 887 comments

Kermit

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments

ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman' HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver? ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not

submitted 32 days ago • 23 comments

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

submitted 36 days ago • 225 comments

my hatred for the Chiefs is pure

submitted 36 days ago • 29 comments

"What happened?" "I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing." “I guess things went... a-rye?” “Please do shut up.” "You should get out of the sun." "Why?" "Otherwise, you'll be toast." "You're an asshole, Charlie." “You’re right, you deserve butter.”

submitted 36 days ago • 319 comments

I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 i asked myself if i wanted another cup of coffee.

submitted 36 days ago • 160 comments

I cry easily when I'm sick. Which is important for you to know when I tell you that I just had to explain to someone why I was weeping uncontrollably over my dog putting her very small head ever so gently on my foot

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Having a bad day? Close your eyes and imagine a raccoon having dinner with a family of opossums. "Pass the gravy" one might say. "These rolls are delicious" is heard from another. "I've never seen this amount of mashed potatoes in all my life" comes from the kid's table. Now breathe. Better?

submitted 41 days ago • 35 comments

call me picky but i will not eat frozen pizza. I will insist it be cooked

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work's been destroying me and I really just need OFMD season 3 to exist and whisk me off on a new adventure

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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did

submitted 55 days ago • 865 comments

You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you

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[talking to a date] I prefer to take things slowly [talking to a new friend] Let’s go off the grid and start a raccoon colony in the mountains

submitted 66 days ago • 14 comments

“i was born in the wrong era” not me, i love fanfiction and talking to gay people on my phone

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

It may have cost me 6 whole roast chickens, but the cats who hold secret meetings under my car have finally accepted me into their clique

submitted 70 days ago • 16 comments

If you don’t occasionally spend a night eating Häagen-Dazs ice cream straight out of the container whilst watching a documentary on orangutans, then are you really living life to the fullest?

submitted 85 days ago • 194 comments

Every day not spent reading Edgar Allan Poe by the fire in a seaside cottage during a raging thunderstorm is a day wasted.

submitted 87 days ago • 139 comments

all hail the thanksgiving tube

submitted 87 days ago • 94 comments

Nobody’s gonna give you permission to be the freaky little guy you wanna see in the world, so don’t wait, just become it.

submitted 88 days ago • 10 comments