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lauren-penny.bsky.social
Needs a nap. Addicted to casein. Wish I was dumb enough to join a cult...they look so happy.
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I’m calling for new leadership in the Democratic Party. So many democrats want to do the right thing, but leadership is stopping them with the unspoken threat of refusing to give them leadership positions down the road. NEW DEM LEADERSHIP NOW!! #NewDemLeadership

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30 day ceasefire agreement if Russia complies with the terms. www.president.gov.ua/en/news/spil...

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I have to cut back on my coffee because I started doing yoga again for stress relief, but the eye twitches and panic attacks didn't stop, so now less coffee. I guess what I'm saying is, if you need a feral bitch to punch a Nazi, I'll be more than down as the withdrawals kick in.

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Hakeem Jefferies is incredibly disappointing...

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Strategic national reserve of bitcoin...sounds like a fancy way of saying they found an easier way to steal from all Americans.

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NEW: Trump cancels peace talks w Zelenskyy “Zelenskyy is not ready for Peace if America is involved, because he feels our involvement gives him a big advantage in negotiations… He disrespected the United States of America in its cherished Oval Office. He can come back when he is ready for Peace.”

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Seeing VPs Trump and Vance treat the heroic leader of brave Ukraine, ostensibly an ally, like a dumb piece of shit was sickening. Putin's puppets are immature babies. I guess what I'm saying is, the Epstein files will never be released because Donald Trump is a constant presence in them, duh.

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On behalf of many Americans, don’t thank us we THANK YOU Ukraine for your work.

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A few months ago I made a joke about how I was most happy about my 80 lb weight loss because it'll take less flour sacks to make me a dress and now I know that since we get a lot of wheat from Canada, I will not be able to afford flour sacks. "Great" Depression, my ass.

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How can Ron Johnson speak with such clear enunciation while he's got RFK Jr's dick in his mouth?

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Is it that no one ever bothered to tell RFK Jr that he's dumber than a block of wood because he keeps looking affronted at any pushback to his ridiculous bullshit...

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What if they're letting bird flu collapse the food supply because Elon Musk watched Soylent Green on a loop while zonked on ketamine and he thinks it's a nifty idea? 🤣

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I've worked at enough now defunct mortgage companies run by middle-aged white dudes to be truly aware of how uniquely stupid it is to purge the government of anyone but those guys. This is the dumbest timeline.

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Sprocket looking majestic and determined...may we all feel this level of commitment and strength in the face of incredible stupidity, avarice, and hate.

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If Trump finds a way to sell Alaska to Russia to fund his war against NATO for Greenland, I will know that my most paranoid and grandiose fears are rational and probably just finally get that toilet recliner and slowly fuse to it as my agoraphobia fuels an unhealthy obsession with peeing in bottles.

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Welp.

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I stole this mug a quarter of a century ago from a Perkins in Lawrence, KS. Good morning!

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The footage out of the LA fires looks like stock footage used in a news broadcast playing in the background of an earnest 90s action movie about climate change. This is just horrific.

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Please consider donating to the GoFundMe campaign to support Karissa David, who was shot and blinded in both eyes by an anti-government sovereign citizen while she was responding to his murder of a Dallas police officer. www.gofundme.com/f/aid-kariss...

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TMZ has been real heavy with Lauren Sanchez "news" and I'm here for it only for the chuckle of seeing her hard work and soul selling for youth be betrayed by her old lady knee skin. So many garbage people living empty, garbage lives.

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Sprocket loves a cozy fire...and interrupting my poncho crocheting because he requires cuddles.

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Can I slowly start adding age to myself until everyone (except my twin sister, hopefully) thinks I'm an amazingly youthful looking 55 year old and not a kinda rough looking 44? Let's do this!

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