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laurenamiller.bsky.social
Lifelong Californian, Democrat, & mover and shaker. Small business owner. Plant Mother and Wife.
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Some ppl were like consulting about 5150ing a guy. Yeah duh, you shoulda done that like 30 mins ago. I said I don’t have hold privileges n I’m not working or else I would commit him. You should. They laughed at me Awesome

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Someone asked me what a mover n shaker is. Hahahah really? K it means disruption, but you don’t get that. Sooooo

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Practice kindness y’all

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This is like the worst message ever to young men, don’t listen to this guy. Also these limited qualities are haha lame

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Exactly, like let’s get this thing blocked immediately. A girl can dream 😬🙄😎

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We roll

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Some guy at the gas station had like a huge problem w me accidentally tapping his front bumper w my back bumper. He said we must call the PD, lol sers? That cop chick told you what you should know, exchange info n carry on. You sus man, lol trying to keep your DL from me? I got his info yall

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lol I can be so mean if I want to 😂 told a guy about a problem, he says what unit? I said, I don’t know you figure it out. N then walked away 😎

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Wait I want a Birken, yes. Wait always wanted one y’all, black. Mid sized.

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Alright I cannot figure out how to empty my vacuum, why so hard? But, I do have all my degrees framed, thats coo. Can’t find HS diploma but we deal. I mean BA n MA are what matters, right? 😎

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Idk who you are but this is the best version of this song Ok ok ok ok lol cute 😎

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Songs w low or no lyrics are cool, I mean vibes 😎 8 min songs are cool too, we welcome all in this household haha

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lol Beyoncé trained her daughter how to do the step n repeat. Cute 😂😎

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Hard not to feel like this is going to end exactly as we think. The president of a democratic country is approvingly quoting Napoleon.

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At the Lurie Children’s Hospital protest. Lgbtq+ and of all kinds. Including many families. Trans lives matter.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

lol true 😂

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Bad bingo friends………..

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lol yes, no pressers w scotch. I mean, who thinks that’s OK?

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Exactly, this bitch is just drunk n like in charge of things. Fuck 😬😬😬😬😬😎

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Can you play a fucking song w a beat 😂 lol yes

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Valentine’s Day: it’s like skewing bad. Costco was fucking nuts, although my whole pizza came out in like 45 secs. Too many guys wandering about looking stressed 😂 idk this whole thing is made up y’all

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Uhhh 😬😬😬 not cool

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Ok I thought the beamers evolved? I guess not. Just saw one almost do a donut on a hwy w a u turn sitch. Showy y’all 😂 It was a white car, not that cool

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Alright I am like so torn on Mnt Westmore. 40 solid as always. I mean Cube comes in do you wanna go back to a really good year? We got Shaw, more base than baseball 😂 Fuck Calvin

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Alright guys, damn. In N Out is moving out of SoCal to f’ing TN, uhhhhh noooo 🙄 Fine, I get the financial decision, but they hate us over there so yeah…. Time to buy an In N Out hat

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Uhhhhhh the Sheriff of a B town talked to the local news. Alright girl, shouldn’t you be working w your attorney? Nepotism is a serious charge, v low plausible deniability. But sure the media is how you spend your time 😂

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Omg the Fogel release yay, welcome home! What are the terms of this deal……,some guy says the terms are “fair” ok man. Alright 🙄😎💙

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Kelly of Kelly n Mark rocks, as always. W her smile n cute coffee drinking way. Wait fuck is this chick me? Omg she reads the news like I would if I we’re in here shoes 😂 lol shoulder caps are built, go girl

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The biggest story in the country right now is how many lawsuits DOJ is losing trying to defend Musk and Trump. I've never seen so many courts, so clearly outraged at the federal government. The latest one, blocks cuts at HHS and FDA. Visit www.democracydocket.com to stay informed.

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This fucking guy needs to lay off the k 😬

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I mean who fucking makes a record while in the clink? Mac Dre does, no probs. I tried to records this in high school for my phone ring tone. It didn’t work

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Man you still alive? Lol💙😎💯

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