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christ the tone difference between reporting on F1 and Sinners

if you know me, this list is not at all surprising

It’s nice how many friends and family are excited I am watching Sopranos for the first time. Feeling great support

"digital asbestos" is fantastic framing.

Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.

It’s nice ahead of an NYC heatwave to see pedialyte advertising at adults, been preaching that as my theme park fuel for months

Context: I am watching Speed (1994). Release Speed (1994) in 4DX.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

@ityslmemes.com

Patiently waiting for everyone finally bingeing Blindspot because of Netflix to get up to Bill Nye the Science Guy’s introduction

Moe’s used to give you a free burrito, now queso OR guac. Not even with chips! Just the dip!

Rewatching Clueless pre-new @blankcheck.bsky.social episode and honestly? It’s even better than I remember. And every Hedaya line is gold.

Two Dick Tracy villains slapping each other's big head around.

Baskin Robbins with only greetings and an AD for their cakes? SHAME

It’s that time of year (June) where I will be mad at any corporate mailing list that requires a PURCHASE in order to qualify for a Birthday GIFT. So far so good with free AMC snacks and Dippin Dots already in the inbox

In better movie news, I really liked The Phoenician Scheme!

I console myself that Netflix regularly shows their movies at the Paris Theatre here in NYC but…Happy Gilmore without a crowd and Del Toro’s gorgeous visuals on a small screen because they don’t do theatrical releases is such a god damn bummer

I trusted you one last time, Ethan

Not over how much of a slog the Final Reckoning was :/

Ever since #Andor, thinking about the gritty 12-part series just waiting to emerge from that second Death Star contractors rant from Randall in Clerks

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

On my M:I rewatch here (not getting to the new one til Sunday) and you gotta feel bad for the person whose luggage Benji ripped off the airport conveyor belt to use their tweezers to defuse the bomb in Dead Reckoning…airline’s probably gonna take forever to get it to them if they even look for it

Eeeevery damn time the staff at Dunkin’ ask me if I need the receipt.

I’m just gonna name names because this is so odious. This is for BALLERINA. I don’t work for @lionsgate.com and if you don’t want me to share my opinions unless they’re beneficial to your movie, disinvite me from your screening.

Lolol I’ve never trusted the “social media reactions” embargo drop before the “real” review drop but this is some next level tomfoolery. Glad a good critic is calling it out.

A lot of pro-AI people will be like, “This technology constantly makes mistakes and adds unneeded steps to work, but you’ll have no choice but to use it for every facet of your life whether you like it or not” and then furiously wonder why some folks aren’t instantly on board with the pitch.

#EpicUniverse Ygor in Dark Universe is Darkmoor’s version of Charlie Kelly, I concluded this during my visit and this is why I love him so much I am sure

#EpicUniverse First stray thought is there’s a “greater good” moment of dialogue in that Ministry Of Magic ride that surely exposes any diehard Hot Fuzz fans in the ride vehicle