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laurenest.bsky.social
Just your average progressive Dual Income Large Dog Owner who likes books, vacations, video games, and ice cold chardonnay.
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#onyxstorm barf in my mouth count: 2.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The Substance is the most I've laughed at a movie in so long. Holy shit.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I'm comically sad that Mayor Pete won't be Transportation Secretary anymore.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

How to celebrate my last free weekend for 3 months? Is it books and beer? Probably.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

#NowReading2025 A Song to Drown Rivers One Hundred Years of Solitude An Age of Winters Inferno: The World at War 1939-1945 Trying for variety... 💙📚

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I've never done chaotic neutral. Current bookmark-chaotic good. #booksky #books

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

This week's bookmark- a general admission pass from the Lowry Park zoo from August 2022.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Doing the plasma thing to get money for my next tattoo which will then prevent me from doing the plasma thing for four months is so me.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Finally opened the electric teakettle I got for Christmas and I feel SO ENGLISH.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I've been trying to spend more minutes reading than just watching TV/Movies every day. But broke the rule tonight for "Anora." What a roller-coaster.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

My only resolution this year is to actually give ratings to the shit I watch and read. Doable?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I committed to watching the Vikings/Lions game before remembering the Golden Globrs were on so here I am watching shit on my cell phone...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Cheers to my last morning in Hawaii ☕️

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Kona, Hawaii was in the last batch to hit 2025 but I guess there is another secret time zone!?!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

My 64 year old tea totalling father just informed me that his resolution is to drink more this year. He then combined his champagne with blue Gatorade. I'm not sure what to do with any of this.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I was kidding but I rang in midnight with Nicholas Cage lighting the torches in National Treasure. UNINTENTIONALLY.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I want "Conclave" to surprise me and pass the Bechdel Test.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

This American Airlines system issue better stay tf away. I got places to be!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so mad thinking about both. Dammit. Husavik is beautiful. Shut your face other scandi countries

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I also have EXTREMWLT STRONG feeling regarding best song. "Drive it like you stole it" and "Husavik" were both severely wronged.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Mad Max Fury Road was robbed for basically all categories. That film is perfection.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I have 3 major Oscar Gripes.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I have been reading Wind and Truth for months now and I am both exhausted at how long it is and absolutely dreading it being over.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I learned about this whole drone thing from an Uber driver who then spewed conspiracies at me for seven miles. I want that time back.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

What is more frustrating? Wrapping gifts, or changing fitted bedsheets?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I miss Italy.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Do dogs normally suck at walking backwards? Or is it just my dogs?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

A smoke detector went off twice AND I broke a glass and this might be my dog's worst day ever.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Good lord I watched the Witcher IV trailer 3 minutes ago and my Discover feed is already full of whinging incels upset that they have to play as a girl. Internet, never change /s

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My dogs have been complete assholes any time I take out the scissors to give them a trim. Today I found that the perfect bribe all along was Saltine crackers?!?!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I'm generally very pro Metric System. Great job on that rest-of-world! But Celsius just messes me up. My brain in particular cannot convert cold temps. Freaking negative numbers...

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Norovirus made miss the Golden Globe nominations?!?! I'm so anyone days behind on hot takes!!!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

this is what pickleball is in my mind

submitted 79 days ago • 29 comments

Susie Dent will receive a CBE from the King at Windsor Castle today and I reckon the strategy would be to ask for another consonant next.

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

Between 20 hours of travel and catching Norovirus from said travel I've missed so much happening in the world. Kinda intrigued to see what happens during my next medication fueled nap.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My greatest regret about traveling to Rome is that I did not read all of the Robert Langdon books beforehand. Really cocked up that opportunity.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

2024 was largely shit, but my one silver lining is that I got airport lounge access.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Pub in Rome. Roma game on all but one tv. The last tv? Wisconsin v. Marquette basketball?!?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I've been getting all of my International news this week from the TVs on Rome city busses. That can't be right...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Yearly reminder that I celebrate Toyotathon, and wishing me a Happy Hondadays is an affront to my religion.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Well now I absolutely need this.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

ARROW'D

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.

submitted 83 days ago • 248 comments

Worst Madonna and Child anatomy.... GO!

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Stable genius.

submitted 84 days ago • 248 comments