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Lover of period dramas, Sansa Stark and Christmas. Exhausted. Millennial. MILF. Harlem Renaissance Enthusiast. Professor of African-American NoMaj Studies at Ilvermorny. 1/3 of Charge It to the Game: A #GameOfThrones Rewatch Podcast.
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It doesn't inconvenience them. What it does is cheapen their ability to control and ability to dominate others. It feels like an inconvenience to them because they feel entitled to control and domination.

Fun fact: “Bananarama” is the word my son and I use when his reads start to feel like this 😂😂😂

These kids keep calling me light skinned like I won’t lock their phones.

Eva should’ve given Tomas a dollar before talking to him. #BeyondTheGates

IF THEY CANT READ HOW CAN THEY IMPROVE?

Sometimes I think about the panic and horror on my mom’s face when we were cleaning up the house for my rehearsal dinner and she accidentally ran that broom over my toes.

Is there an explanation for why everyone’s gear has those garter straps??

John Cena using therapy speak to be a bad boyfriend is exactly what I was looking for on this Farewell Tour.

This country needs a slave class to operate. The end.

A Randy Orton I actually like being the face in a feud with Cena?!

Joe and Kate split the pole to start the season. They’re doomed. #YOUNetflix

Oh so that’s the song those girls were talking about that made them wanna fight?! #Whenever

He did not lie to them.

Once he taste this pussy, you might as well let that go.

Well that girl has been addressed 😂😂

My ankles are out!!!!

Undoubtedly 1997

James Crow, II

I’m on bed rest as we speak

Grace, Lisa and Mary moved quite easily from one side of the street to the other.

Really need an Eiffel Tower emoji

…sort of, anyway.

Can I interest you in the Old Testament?

I said “Percy get out the way!”

I looked up and Master P was in a wrestling ring on TBS. WHAT YEAR IS IT?! #AEWDynamite

Imaginary lines are something else, aren’t they?

I wanna see Ryan Coogler do a Black witches movie

If his first tattoo was some kind of Christian imagery, don’t walk - RUN.

Good luck ever getting me to root for Ashley and Andre, babycakes! #BeyondTheGates

GRWM to go to my paralegal job #BeyondTheGates

I thought Hayley had given up the office siren thing but then she turned around and the blazer was backless. #BeyondTheGates

And y’all be letting people spit in your mouths. You know who you are!

I remember learning about meat getting baked into bread (like from rodents and lost body parts) at factories before regulations and I just want yall to know where we’re headed.

This Administration:

Mary is the reason, by the way, that no one will EVER convince me that Babe Ruth and Sherri Martel were not knee grows.

My SL all weekend

#BeyondTheGates

And y’all be letting people spit in your mouths. You know who you are!

Are you familiar with men? Date one.

Can’t believe Josh Allen married a Black woman before Travis Kelce did.

I don't care what that monster said, cookies ain't just a sometimes food

HEEL SETH ALWAYS HAS MINIONS!!!! #WWERAW

I’ve never finished one of these before, so I’m very proud of myself Connections Puzzle #680 🟦🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I gotta remember to switch to the discover tab around these hours

They mamas be in the next room, sister.

Maybe instead of his one Black friend, Logan Paul will put his meathead ass brother in the PRIME suit this year #WrestleMania

My kids didn’t pop as hard for Christmas morning as they just did for Joe Hendry. #WrestleMania

So proud of our nephew!!!! #WrestleMania