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🐾 Dog mama, marketer, gamer, animal rescue advocate #AdoptDontShop #NUFC 🖤🤍 📍Yorkshire/Newcastle
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Went to go brush my teeth and there was a honey bee on my toothpaste and didn’t realise and shit myself cos I thought it was a wasp, it stung me, stinger in my finger n bee is dead on the floor 🥴 it’s nearly 2am cba

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How the hell was the foul on Burn not a pen

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Leeds aren’t fuckin around today are they

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the pope popping his clogs just after meeting jd vance is liz truss meeting the queen all over again

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I love wolves me

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Good morning sports fans 🌅 #NUFC

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WE KEEP GOING! 💪

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Four goals in three games for Harvey Barnes! 🏹

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What a performance. What a win. 🤩 GET IN! 🙌

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ISAAAAAKKKKKKK

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The mags are on the charge

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EVEN MORE PLZ x x x

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🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

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MORE

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GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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Marc Guehi loves scoring for Newcastle

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IF IT TAKES THIS LONG ITS NOT CLEAR AND FUCKING OBVIOUS

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BIG MURPHHHHHHHHH 🔥 #NUFC

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Big Dan Burn 💪

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😄🇸🇪

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Ready for gaffer Mad Dog today 🔥 #NUFC

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Someone on our street has started a bbq and now it’s gone cold. Fuming

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Some free kick that

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💪🥰

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A cheeky 7-0 and murph hattrick would be class cheers lads 😆

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GET IN!!! 😍

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Can’t get over that Tonali goal what the actual fffffffff

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What does Osula have to do to get some game time ffs

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Twenty Premier League goals for Newcastle United's Alexander Isak this season. Ten at home, 10 away. The Swede joins an exclusive club — only Andy Cole and Andy Shearer have done the same for #NUFC in the Premier League. #NEWBRE | #NUFC [Opta]

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20 Premier League goals for the second successive season for Alexander Isak! 👑🇸🇪

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Could do with unleashing Osula to cause a bit of chaos

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🥹🥹

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🇸🇪🇸🇪

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t think I’ve recovered yet tbh

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A local lad. Graeme Jones loving every moment. 🖤🤍

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Writing our name in the history books.

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STOP it Eddie’s getting the freedom of the city 😭😭🖤🤍

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Can I just say every single one of the lads were absolutely UNREAL on Sunday

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🥹🥹🥹

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