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everything in the news is a distraction. the real danger, as any cat will tell you, is the light that reflects off your phone screen and glides across the wall when you are doomscrolling on your couch. science cannot explain or address this menace

submitted 9 hours ago • 9 comments

im a grate lap wormer 😁

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

This is Alvin. He is 19 years old but still likes to be held like a baby. Because he still is a baby. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

submitted 15 hours ago • 225 comments

filing so many lawsuits against your executive overreach that she can't even keep her eyes open

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

My toofless angel. (Francie needed to have full dental extraction done a few years ago due to a condition called stomatitis. Toothless cats do great and they can eat dry food and treats just fine!)

submitted 1 day ago • 454 comments

It's little Alex Horn! Soft blankie, no thoughts, can't lose

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Homkly the, Shoe 💤

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Me and @charliebrowntc.bsky.social teamup to keep Dade warm .Fizgig doznot coddil butt waz near fore morel sopport

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

Tha wethers hav bin colde butt i am warm with tha loaves and coddils

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

In the fight for women's reproductive rights, men can protest, vote, and... get a vasectomy?

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

At what age does the human male decide “maybe women don’t want to see a picture of my genitals without request or warning”? 🤔

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Latenite archival flashbak BabbyGonz! When i waz an wee chiold just lerning haow to thenk on my thenkng shelve

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

Justs,, bean ✨️hamsom✨️

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Hehehehehe guess what

submitted 3 days ago • 102 comments

I just canot even.. . with this shid (jesters vaugely)

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

It's little Alex Horn! Just a loose pile of paws right there

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Ludo remanes Tha Orandgest

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

This makes perfect, terrible sense. Diddy and posthumous Epstein are on the way.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

A smol coddil fore momb. Okey, thats enuff naow.. .

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

gomfey frend tiem 😻

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Not -that- sorry though

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I am sure badd things will habben todaye butt so wil goode things. Tryto notice the goode things. Messadge brought to yu by Positive Attertood Ca'at.

submitted 6 days ago • 33 comments

Do. Not. Tutch. I like this channel. Go back to sleep.

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Latenite archival babbyGonz time! Heer i am more chiold size than total babby and enjoyng a nisce nap

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

New mantra dropped

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

It's little Alex Horn! Maybe just go the fuck to sleep? Couldn't hurt, right?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I amnot in tha moode fore anny nonsince todaye . Fyi. Just yu minde yore peas and queues.

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

hemlo! is wimblow tiem for cattes!

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Having utterly and completely conquered the apartment across the hall, Leo cat has begun his campaign to rule over one of the apartments downstairs. The humans who inhabit what is obviously his territory seem to understand and accept their fate. Soon, Leo will own the pizza place!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Habby Valingtimes Day to everboddy butt aspeshully my beloaved Fizgig! Heer is a pichure when we were younger

submitted 8 days ago • 19 comments

no one's annexing you on his watch, Canada

submitted 8 days ago • 149 comments

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

he's in your zoom meeting and he is about to say the dumbest thing you've ever heard

submitted 9 days ago • 44 comments

Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke

submitted 9 days ago • 73 comments

Ludo in the back 🤣

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Finally, I am allowed in the sunshine widout GramMa watching me like a hawk. Why wud I run away wen i have a perfectly good sunspot on the table!

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Latenite archival babbyGonz poast! Me and Charliebrown havng an buttcoddil

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

Gorgeous Gonzo!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Ohe hai,, do annybodey needed an KISSEY ,? Becass ime gotted LOTS fore yuo okey

submitted 10 days ago • 24 comments

Heer is veddio of me cussing them owt fore takng me to Vet . My voisce is soft butt i am call them buntheds and jerkfasces

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

Ludo says hay

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments