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With talks of gutting the EPA workforce by 75%, this is what the Cuyahoga River looked like before the EPA and Clean Water Act, btw.

The Bro Gesserit become Reverend Fathers by drinking a mix of all the Monster energy flavors

Red-level alert for the Utah active transportation community. Please write to your state reps (especially in a red district) asking them to oppose SB 195, which would prevent SLC from implementing any traffic safety measures. Here's part of the email I wrote to my reps (feel free to reuse).

Ugh I don’t want to pay for another service for another service but apple+ has lots of shows I want to watch and mls

Happy #MLSisback Day, fellow soccer sickos

Do other state legislatures hate their capital cities? Or is it just a Utah thing?

Started putting Spanish subtitles on whatever I’m watching. Now I’m practicing my language while I’m rotting

Zoning in theory: we need land use regulation to keep homes away from sources of pollution. Zoning in practice: the only places you can build new housing are right next to the highways and high-traffic streets that are your city’s largest sources of pollution.

Tried Baja blast for the first time. Gross

Every time someone talks about using AI , I understand why people in the dune universe did the butlerian jihad

Happy WLAX opening day

Adding one day to misdemeanors means that people can be deported for things like jaywalking - aka existing

Sen. McCay's bill to track golf course water use PASSES the Senate on final vote, 22-4: le.utah.gov/~2025/bills/... Off to the House. #utpol

I cut the roof of my mouth on a green bean today. Can’t even eat vegetables without it all going to shit

I hope Terry Pratchett’s books one day find their Peter Jackson.

Very proud of Mayor Silvestrini for fighting for his constituents’ rights. This is the kind of bravery we need

Really bummed that the old office max on 4th south is just an empty parking lot. Prime real estate being wasted

History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes, there were worse things they could do, but most of them began right where they started following bad orders. - Terry Pratchett, Jingo

I love Philly’s sport mascots. The Phanatic is wholesome while Gritty is an agent of chaos

CNN was at its best when their WH reporters challenged the trump administration in the press briefing room. This is a huge loss for them

One of my favorite pictures of all time

Reading The Looming Tower and the chapter that talks about how authoritarian governments significantly contributed to the radicalization of young men in the ME is…timely

The federal RTO fiasco reminds me of when my dad’s division sold their office building and then demanded employees to return to the office. My dad and his coworkers were like “uh there is no office. You sold it…”

Hey fellow Utahns: please take a moment to contact your state legislators and urge them to vote no on HB267, which would not only take away your rights to join a union as a public employee, but would also punish you if you do. Find your legislators here: le.utah.gov/GIS/findDist... #UTPol

He’s such a giant loser oh my god

Told my mom that I would support banning right on red lights, and you’d think I’d said I wanted to kill baby seals or something

This gave me a full belly laugh

Finally got my computer back from the shop. Reminder to back up your files regularly

Why is CNN talking about Bill Maher about his comedy special? I’ve never met a single person who actually though Bill Maher was actually funny

Except quarantine toblerone, we know why he does it

potatoes 1% winter wheat 7% corn 5% spring wheat 2% cattle feed 83% barley 5% someone who is good at water management please help me my Great Salt Lake is drying (someone on Twitter made a version of this joke using an earlier study a few years ago, but search is now broken, so replicating here)

Reading Pratchett is soothing when the world is like this

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

My computer has completely crashed. Dell says that I need a new hard drive AT LEAST. AAAAAAAAAAA

Got a vacuum sealer and a deep freezer for Christmas and I’m so excited!

Part of my Christmas dinner take home

We need an Alien movie about the science nerds at Weyland-Yutani who keep trying to get their hands on a Xenomorph despite…you know

What’s the over/under on the chances that the fire at Mrs. fields was an insurance scam?

Such irresponsible framing by Speaker Schultz. Homelessness is not “Salt Lake City’s problem.” It affects people across the state and especially along the Wasatch Front. Statements like these just show horrible bias against SLC.

I know money is tight across the board, but if you're able, I'd -STRONGLY- consider getting back into media ownership. Physical books and owned EPUBs. DVDs and Blurays. DRM-free music and games. CDs and tapes. We've entered the era of owning nothing. Personal ownership is a small act of rebellion.

No Met Gala theme will ever top 2018’s Heavenly Bodies

My dad is supposed to retire from his federal gov job on December 31st. He might have to delay it because of the budget fight. 😓

I got invited to a white elephant party. Anyone got good ideas for a gift? I was thinking of a card game