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Black people (and NYC) have been telling yall who Trump was since he came down that escalator. We are tired of all the “surprise.” Fuck yall.

get the interior designers back on cocaine - pls —1980s private jet design—

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This took me out so bad lmaoooo

Roses are red Got drank in my cup I'm wondering have you ever been SWALLOWED UP ?

Beyoncé, if you hate me, you can just say it. Omggggg.😭😭😭

I mean if you gone skeet ish about me at least @ me, damn. 😒

A picture to frame.

I really like those jeans. I wish I could find some that fit like that.

Que Dawgs finna have Atomic Dog blasting at astronomical levels. They finna hear that MF playing all the way on Pluto

When they go low , I go Kendrick Lamar.

I've taught middle school and I'm a sucker of immature roasting in the name of good.

L.T.D. Love Ballad

And assets nationalized in the United States.

And stop making disabled people after thoughts. Consider them first. Your plan will probably be more robust and sustainable.

RIP Irv. I wish black men would take their health more seriously.

Oh this is quite accurate.

If Eminem can be you guys’ favorite rapper, why can’t Beyonce be our favorite country singer?

Life as a neurodivergent: “Now what did I come in here for?”

My response to Ye.

Me Anytime & Anywhere this song is played…

A gahtdamn Foreign Exchange Student. SMH.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

….all the country had to do was elect Kamala. It was so simple.

The Grammys got it right this year…finally

BEYONCÉ YOU DID IT!!!!! AOTY

BEST COUNTRY ALBUM & ALBUM OF THE YEAR 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 BEYONCÉ 😭👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾✨🫶🏾

Baby, rights are being stripped from us and we’re literally in a trade war. A tour rn is insane.

Beyonce announcing her tour like there's going to be a country this summer lol

Beyoncé please!! Read the room! The tariffs start Tuesday girl! How am I suppose to save my lil pennies??

FOREVER JAM!

ICE should be deporting Elon Musk, not hardworking people barely making it. Not the people that are paying into a system w/nothing in return. Nor the folks escaping violence and just wanting safety for their progeny. Elon Musk, a corrupt oligarch, should have his citizenship revoked and be deported.

Seriously Hulu, I need y’all to post the next episode of Scamanda. She was really swindling left and right!

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

I just wanted to repost this in the wake of last night’s events.

PSA: People in the music industry, if you haven’t cleared a sample or a singer or a sound or WHATEVER! Don’t release it! Please! Then when you take away the original sound, you make it a completely different piece of work!! This is incredibly upsetting!

“You bag of bitch.” A new insult by my little sister. Writing that one down.

This is exactly how I imagine Beyoncé riding in to save me when I’m having a bad day.

Short answer. The fakeness, the greed, the bitterness, the hypocrisy, and the fact that my childhood pastor is in jail for murder. So yeah, me and the Lordt can convene privately.

Black women always have to do everything.

Good. Somebody ban him from consciousness next

Stop asking WHATS THE DEMOCRATS PLAN?!??! You mufuckas never follow it anyway. Or you complain about every fucking detail of it. So just stop asking.

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Comin’ atcha!