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laylasmackdown.bsky.social
Ease and Uplift. Stardust and Space trash. Suffering no fools.
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I once dated a dude who confessed he got bilked out of like, $1500 bucks in Vegas because he and the stripper he really connected with were “just talking” in the champagne room and he didn’t realize the meter was running. I told him he shouldn’t tell that story on dates anymore.

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The US, in a single image.

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I don’t care if it’s petty but I get such a giggle every time @hcrichardson.bsky.social refers to DOGE as “doggy.” It’s the little bits of humor that are gonna keep my head above water.

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The North remembers.

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The masses are asses and here we are, going through a hasty coup, traveling at the speed of stupid.

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Really would have thought ditching weed when I did would lead to “looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue” anxiety, but it’s actually been the opposite. 3 weeks weed free My acorn is disintegrating and my tree is growing. No euphemism here 😂

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If “malevolent incompetence” is a spectrum, on one end is the dudes from Office Space having to look up “laundering” in the dictionary. And the other end is the fresh hell we are currently steeped in.

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I hope Dr. Fauci is living his best life someplace beautiful abroad, safe and sound. We never deserved him.

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SUCH an important conversation right now. Our attention is commodity. How do you wanna spend it? Or BE spent? open.spotify.com/episode/2jLQ...

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This was excellent, and further fuel for outrage. Thank you @ilyamarritz.bsky.social and Andrea Bernstein for the incredible work. open.spotify.com/show/2bCEVSr...

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I’m so amused/bemused by the misuse of “American Exceptionalism.”

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Committing to turning away from the news tomorrow feels even more foolish to me than posting those black squares in 2020.

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I quit smoking weed 10 days ago and I’m really proud of myself. The Grounded App rewards me by growing an acorn into a tree. From weed to seed. Gamification works.

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Full moon illuminating Mt. Hood. Looking good, babe.

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