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it/its gay shit and etc used to play guitar and whatnot now i mostly just yearn
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claims to not have the easiest time sleeping falls asleep holding me while we watch a show curious

got to feel / cling on to my butch friend’s biceps the other day now it’s all i can think about

really funny how i ask people to remind me of plans we made as if it’s not going to be all i’m looking forwards to the whole week leading up

hold up gotta find some plausible deniability for this one

imagining a world where god didn’t make me the worst texter alive

been repeatedly getting more time with my friend when i see them at things and wow would you look that that i went from having a shitty night to feeling really good about things now i wonder why that is

guy who insists he's not a chaser, he just has sensory issues with pussy

i know i’m a hypochondriac but my friend was right my skin IS really soft and really stretch and my joints do extend way farther than they should and they are getting weaker and i’ve already sprained my ankle once and

once again remembering when my friend had me come over and fold their clothes in my maid dress……

need to be pet by a bunch of my friends at the same time i think that will fix me for real this time

successfully scaled / grappled a lady that’s a full foot taller than me while she was actively standing and i maintained control the whole time AND brought her to the ground fast

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

my friend i won’t shut up about lives half an hour from where i work today and with it being valentine’s day i’m not going to be focus on a single other thing

officially 1 away from having 3 weed smoking girlfriends (and yes they smoke weed) :3

Daily bunny no.2864 is trying to keep dry

in a couple of days i will officially be the cool overseas american girlfriend this feels like an important step that more seattle trannies should take

this is me unless i REALLY like you in which case i get too scared to open my messages with you for days or weeks or months

Daily bunny no.2860 hosts a movie night

i cannot get my friend out of my mind i just keep imagining scenarios and and and 😵‍💫😵‍💫

you ever yearn so hard your brain feels like it’s dumped all its neurotransmitters after?

Centipede women..

Daily bunny no.2849 is being uplifted

you gotta be careful about these pizza delivery companies. on the commercials they promise to bring a piping-hot pie straight to your door — what could be better? but it’s too good to be true. these days everything comes with a price tag, and that includes pizza. that’s how they get ya

love that i was given the attention whore brain disease and a job that requires me to take 40mg of adderall daily to function. i love that my days off are just me rotting unable to get out of bed or eat because i have no dopamine in the tank and i’m not being pet by the 4+ people i think of too much

life is so easy i just eat massive quantities of food and then pass out and dream about my friend and wake up feeling giddy

NO SHOT THEY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BURRITO VID

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

the air here is getting so dry i’m running the shower with the door open so the steam blows into my room

Daily bunny no.2840 is sending out a decoy

need shirt that says “i’m not genderfluid but my headmate is”

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

been a long time since one of my bait posts worked but i just got a friend to message me saying she’d like to hypnotize me we’re so so incredibly back

The new Pigeon Pit LP, Crazy Arms, is out today and streaming everywhere right now. Go start your day with this perfect record and we'll talk more later. pigeonpit.bandcamp.com/album/crazy-...

partner gave me earbuds now i can listen to music that reminds me of people i think about too much whenever i want!

Somewhere out there, there must be a siren that does slam poetry

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rewatched portrait of a lady on fire and now i can’t sleep again. which is kinda my fault, how did i actually expect to sleep after that?

Pigeon Pit West Coast Tour announced this week. Other coast info coming.... soooon? Have I shouted enough times about how good these new songs are?! pigeonpit.bandcamp.com/album/crazy-...