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I know where my towel is.
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Happy Saturday, friends. youtu.be/CLa4kRDY3DA?...

Oops, all Kansas! youtu.be/cCr3oOtu2zg?...

Fucken Brenda. youtu.be/3GBcMbYP2ng?...

Get your stories straight, nerds. The feds are coming. youtu.be/nk-EUr4OkPk?...

Hop on the trolley. youtu.be/N1FDkTO7D_0?...

Your lady... youtu.be/zkDe3ktsvHc?...

Look me in the eye...Fatima. youtu.be/51PP8TwXrxE?...

*I *Pet *The *Cats. youtu.be/olKXXF6iw2s?...

I see two eyes shining in the night... youtu.be/hY6_VPpG8iI?...

I haven't set fire to a police car in the last 3 hours. Just saying.

Carry on, nerds. youtu.be/EYEMis8zjjk?...

Get on my level. youtu.be/bG3kfV8qcuw?...

Get on the trolley. youtu.be/I7UvbwCjXUk?...

This is life youtu.be/9WDh6zJB7JQ?...

Speak clearly, nerd. youtu.be/LcB37w3Aou8?...

Dream on, hookers. Dream the fuck on. youtu.be/CAXIOJSp_2g?...

Chill, hookers. youtu.be/Y6jzeRvNAmg?...

Dream on, hookers. youtu.be/x0r64WouVqQ?...

Can I go down? youtu.be/OluvXU2w5lk?...

Get hip, hookers. youtu.be/N1FDkTO7D_0?...

Clap, bitches. youtu.be/uX8Nj8ABEI8?...

Get real hookers. youtu.be/Py1LeIf3xQE?...

I have to redecorate around this painting.

Thanks, Dear Leader.

“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.

Scottish Person: hello Me: [eyes narrowing] Shrek?

Saying "I pay your salary" should be a capital offense.

Nixon's coming

Got into a fight with a mob of Swifties down by the bowling alley again.

Attention Bluesky: My phone is at 69%.

5 weeks in, and my bones still hurt. Long and short...take every step on the way down the stairs. If you try to speedrun it, it will hurt.

It's Saturday. I suggest getting it on. youtu.be/wZkTh_T75QY?...

*casually polishes the new pegs I put on my Huffy* youtu.be/EgHEeYIV62w?...

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that drilling holes in human skulls allows bad spirits to escape

I sure love thunderstorms and neon signs. youtu.be/mlj0slLkliU?...

One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you

choking is bs i should be able to lie down while eating soup

When a baby is about to be born, someone always has to boil water. It's for the baby's first hot dogs.

Space rocks started this shit, space rocks can end it

Have a wild Friday, friends. youtu.be/UDmOGMjy9IU?...