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Honestly shocked to see so many people excited for Monster Hunter Wilds when as far as I know they still have Lydia Tar acting as composer for their concert tours but that's just me I guess

If you see this, share a skeleton

Manager: So what makes you think you're qualified to be a retail grocery vendor Me: I can stand in a hallway that's wide enough for four people to walk comfortably and block the whole thing Manager: When can you start

the blues brothers: jukebox adventure, disk, dos (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/1798/th...

Can't believe I predicted Balatro

TAROT READER: Now we'll be doing a three card spread asking for-- ME: Three of Pentacles, The Hierophant, Tower reversed FLOOR MANAGER: No more fortunes for you today buddy

Will Graham: Oh my God who could have committed this murder with a period accurate 18th century naval artillery weapon Hannonball Lecter: I don't know

(wrestling paramedic the first time DX did the crotch chop) oh no we better get out there, that guy's saying his dick is injured

Elder Scrolls author: Hey I'm done with my novel, it's six paragraphs long Elder Scrolls publisher: This is some good shit Athyn I think we'll make the text big enough to fill up four pages and publish it for the next 300 years

Oh jeez AI art is gonna make craft beer cans look like dogshit for the next five years isn't it

I do not trust people whose profile is a completely flattering picture of their face unless their job involves having a nice face. Otherwise why aren't you using a poorly compressed jpeg of Homer Simpson or something

Amazing logo from Portland Wrestling, it looks like something you’d see on a pizza box.

"Meta has spent over $100 billion on VR"

Can you buy a Life Alert if you're not old

Looking for work in the field of "going to the grocery store and having a high intensity half hour phone conversation while staring at one shelf"

most journalists today can be divided into two groups: dedicated, impoverished people who mostly write for publications you've never heard of that started eighteen months ago or JP Random House The First, who writes columns for the New York Times about which ethnic groups it should be OK to hunt

Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time

She talmbout Thu’ums

People in Central Ohio: Can we start a running bit that Field of Corn is way bigger than it actually is

extremely important PSA

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

I've been spending the past ten years attaining every title of nobility I can get and let me tell you it has not been going well

Ohhh I get it he's called Frank Gotch because when you wrestle him he's Gotch ya

What time is the Super Bowl on

The Super Bowl has been indefinitely postponed because Patrick Mahomes saw a big spider in the locker room but didn't see where it went and now nobody wants to go in the stadium in case it comes back

Due to his impartiality in the picture's conflict, this Looney Toons antagonist became the neutral referee in Michael Jordan's film debut, Space Jam

Me: pfft what do I care that a few CIA agents are losing their jobs. doesn't affect me, right bestie? My close online friend I've talked to every day for the past ten years: Me: strange, he... normally messages me back by now

I also went into NOAA and got access to their files but it was just so I could declassify the radar data for what Santa is doing the rest of the year. He's in Tokyo right now fwiw.

Unfortunately Mitch McConnel will probably have to stop doing his "cool stair summersault" move for the foreseeable future

Reading ASOIAF. Some of these guys need to calm down. Jeesh.

why would discord break right when I was just about to mount a spirited defense of the Horsemanship card mechanic

average Columbus restaurant

A 3.5 from someone I see on Letterboxd a lot means infinitely more to me than a 9 from Rotten Tomatoes

I go into the criterion closet and exit with a box set of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Season 1

When I was a kid I only knew that A Tale of Two Cities opened with "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" and I thought the book just kept doing opposite sentences like that the whole way

Hey guys I'm running to The Undying Lands do you need anything

White boy goes to the pier and orders food in perfect semaphore

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block