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lazyideas.bsky.social
Im funny sometimes youtube.com/@NobodyMedia twitch.tv/lazyideas
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Taking nicotine patches to ease my way into getting addicted to cigarettes

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Got suspended on twitter for telling a transphobic person to kill themselves

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

That’s not a gun, that’s my wife

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Every now and then I cut myself open and dig around in there and take notes

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Oh of course I get restricted on twitter the day we get confirmation that one Elon meat rider is Elon himself

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Can’t relate, we’re both insane

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God put positive opinions of the avatar movies infront of me and took away my ability to speak, cruel and unusual punishment

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I need to stop telling racists to kill them selves before I lose this account too

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When my cousin comes back from Mexico we’re gonna take edibles and this is gonna be her first time getting hi so I’m looking forward to it

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If you don’t want anyone dead you don’t have enough hate in your heart

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I would be okay with that white man killing himself, in fact I believe it’s honestly for the greater good, I actively want this to kill himself

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I don’t have family who follows me on here so I’m a lot more willing to talk about myself here

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My mom hates Jason Momoa as Aquaman because Aquaman is her favorite superhero and she likes it when Aquaman is a lame campy fish guy

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You’re in her DMs, she’s waking up in bed in the middle of the night with her head in her hands, she’s nothing more than his wife and thinking me all of throws years ago and standing face to face with I told you so

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One time my cousin asked if I wanted to try her cigarette and without skipping a beat I looked her dead in the eyes and said “my dentist would be mad at me” and I genuinely meant it

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Doing something devious with this playlist

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She moved back in with her ex

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every single elected democrat should be posting like this

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this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi

submitted 136 days ago • 73 comments

And just when I thought 2024 couldn’t get worse they hit me with that one two combo as a last little fuck you

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I kinda feel like this with her sometimes lmao

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I feel like a piece of shit because I’m happy

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Call me Paris the way she Eiffel on my tower till I French

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I forgot to post these here

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the united health CEO shooting happened on december 4th. the last time haliey welch posted on any of her social media was december 4th. do you see the pattern

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“I don’t have to read comics to be a comic book fan” is probably one of the funniest statements ever produced by cbmtwtr

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Why she making that smug ass face

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“It’s so peaceful over here” Yeah that’s kinda why people aren’t really using it much

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I think it's funny of Mr Mxyzptlks wife only had 6 appearances in the silver age and the dcau brought her back because they gooners for the love of the game

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Remember when The Rock successfully gaslit us into believing he was gonna revitalize DC

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For the longest time I confused gender affirmation care with conversion therapy and I was confused on why everyone hated it

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I should get another therapist so I can have someone I can share my theories with and just lore dump without any impact on my social life

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I ordered White Knight and Beyond the White Knight at the same time but only Beyond came in and I want to read it but I can’t because i don’t wanna spoil White Knight for myself.

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If you ever feel stupid remember that this girl ghosted me to get back with her racist ex who abused her, told her he’s not gonna stop abusing her, and I’ll still take her back if she asked.

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I don’t go to therapy anymore because my therapist quit but like the main reason I was there was to help handle my stress and anxiety, and whenever I told her about something she’d always ask me what I’m gonna do about it and I always said idk

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I don’t watch porn, not for any of the many valid reasons people choose not too but because I don’t think they invest too much in the production value and it frustrates me

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Cyber truck owners after I lock them in their car and push it into a lake (at least the glass is bullet proof)

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