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lazzie.bsky.social
Math enthusiast, Computer Scientist, & accountant who likes stargazing. Let's give this site another go.
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Today's patient, an 8 hard drive 32TB (16 available) file server and web host, is recovering nicely after multiple surgeries.

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Everything is painfully stupid but also dangerous so you can’t entirely look away—which makes it kind of low-grade torture.

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@altmadison.bsky.social i heard your britpop special today and ... primo music choices! 👌

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Exhausted. Send naps.

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in subspace.

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50% of all the US dollars ever created have been put in circulation over the last 10 years.

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Done for now. Watching a movie.

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5 minute break from working to type that I've been working all day on bookkeeping and accounting for clients. Now, back to work.

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I'm offended when someone says I am inconsistent. Bro, I am consistently inconsistent.

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The human heart: the seat of all joy and sadness. The source of all emotion.

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A snare: Something that lures or entangles the unwary.

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Medically thinking, there is no accounting for taste

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I am too verbose for 140 characters.

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Self-objectification is so common. Compromise who we are, hiding parts of ourselves from others, play-acting for others still. Every day. Catering for acceptance. Patronizing employers to continue working. Being who we are expected to be because it is necessary. (1/3)

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It was 63° this morning. People here in S Florida were addressed like they were going to NYC. So I asked one of them about living there and she said "no, there are too many people." That, and not having to drive, are the best things about the city though! People can be so weird.

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I kind of want to grow a goatee to better fit into this dark mirror timeline we are living in. The problem being that my beard is grey and it makes me look older.

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Tariff threats and fear of economic distortion starting on January 20th did more to raise the price of eggs in literally one day than the bird flu since Q4 of 2024 did, and even more than COVID did in 2020.

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Best sleep, worst dream.

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When did 'Republicans' become 'Communists'?

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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help " -Ronald Reagan

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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!

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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS #STARTREK #SISKO197

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RAWR!

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If you aren't into the idea of an American Monarchy, at the very least speak out against it.

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Then we’d better start fighting back

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You need more sleep, and so do I. I foresee an early bedtime tonight.

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Fascinating how ppl ask for advice, then are outright offended by the advice. If you do not want advice from me, do not ask.

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I need you like God needs the Devil, honey Someday soon, this dust's gonna settle Come real quick and get inside my mind 'Cause when I'm all fucked up, I don't feel no pain Won't you run to me, run through my veins? Baby, won't you come and get me high?

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Bird flu is coming for us all

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Take me down, ...the ground beneath Your feet. Laid out low, not meant to go. Calm me down, bring it round To way high off Your street. I can see, like nothing else. Wear me out, scream and shout. I'll take whatever You're giving, not enough. I'm open to falling from grace.

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