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ldea.bsky.social
Artist, food snob, law nerd, moon lover, design geek. I suck at small talk. If I correct your grammar that means I’m flirting. Email me at ldeaplum at gmail dot com. Sober 4/12/12
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Do people dress nice to go into the office? #work

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I saw McConnell trending and hopes he was dead #sorrynotsorry #mcconnell

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Will you be my friend? I’m serious If you’re in the northeast I’m looking for women friends. Connecticut 💯 I’m into live music, the September issue, hiking and making dinner DM me PS please like this post so I don’t look pathetic? Thank you! #bluesky #friendship #kinship #friend

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Want to instantly be badass? Get a little gold snake ring

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It's a coup. #republicansarefascist

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Possibly the single most accurate description of parenting from 1970-89 ever written.

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Didja ever check someone out, and then they walk by and look back?, and didja ever get kinda stoked, so you put your glasses on, and then… So anyway it’s a crazy world huh?

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Earlier today, DOGE reportedly deleted the ozone layer. They are attempting to reinstate it but are not familiar with science

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

I have this insane notion for all the angry young males… Put down your phones, go talk to a girl- a real one. Listen to her, women are endlessly fascinating, they’ll intrigue you to no end & it’s fun to make a girl laugh. You’re not right about everything & you’ll like every Real second of them 👌🏻

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I've been seeing people describe protesting doge by putting dog poop on cyber trucks. I like this feeling. BUT these fuckers are just going to toss that baggie on the ground and drive off. You got to SMEAR that shit on.

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I forget how much I was up, 9.8 or something crazy close to ten? HbA1c is down to 7.8 so yay

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Serving size for Ritz crackers should be “1 sleeve.” Anything less is not based in reality.

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Yeah but they never did this for electricity did they

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I followed some really great people on Instagram. I wonder how they’re doing sometimes. That’s not weird

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