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Scientists have found the key to a long life: missing or inaccurate birth records.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for a generic uncontroversial "be nice to each other" commercial

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Why are people pretending like white men can't be incompetent? Have you worked anywhere before?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Putting French mustard on KFC and calling it Dijon Sanders

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The movies are too long

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Fosse? The one who taught all the gorillas choreography?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

If the administration isn't going to distance themselves over elon's gestures, it tells me all I need to know about their beliefs.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

"I carried to my lips a spoonful of the tea in which I had let soften a bit of Doritos™"

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

The 1960s were the golden age of songs about weird people around town.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I can never get my mouth around the toothpicks in a club sandwich

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Guest on The Fuck Shit Piss Podcast: ...Can I swear on here?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Jurassic Park was such a good movie they named an NBA team after one of the characters.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Please rise and remove your caps as the Samsung washing machine performs its little jingle.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

For the price of a Cybertruck you can buy a 2014 Aston Martin Vanquish and not look like a big dummy.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I assume Bluesky rhymes with brewski. I will not be investigating further.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Salmon always look like they're embarrassed they've been caught

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

I've trained AI to go on a luxurious vacation so I don't have to.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Frankly embarrassing how far Chester Copperpot made it looking for One Eyed Willie's treasure.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I would love Elmo to host SNL, but it's on past Elmo's bedtime.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments