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'nuff with X....looking for funny folks. Retired Canadian dude who's had 'nuff of negative people...so tell me a joke dammit! Libel to retell old 80's jokes. Hey Dexys Midnight Runners...you are asking to do what to Eileen? @leaffaninottawa.bsky.social
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If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. Kudos to you sir and thanks for the laugh

I want this shirt

Thursday is the Frank Stallone of the work week.

I'm with ya!

Really takes a special kind of sociopath to look at this country's healthcare system and think, "Not heartless enough."

JOKE of THE DAY…

#GoodMorning BlueSky Friends!

Leafs and Bruins! Let's Go Blue and White #LeafsForever

I think now… yeah.

Canada beats the USA in the 4Nations Cup! What a game

Windsor ON waitress: “oh, you’re American. Is the English menu ok or would you prefer one in Russian?”

BREAKING: Massive protest rallies are happening today across the country, blasting DOGE and the guy that nobody voted for. There will even be a protest at SpaceX headquarters. SPREAD THE WORD. 🙏💪

AHA... I hit the 1K followers marks! Now you all have to call it the Gulf of Luke. If you don't, I won't let you on my private plane...if I had a private plane, or let you into my Press Briefings...if I had Press Briefings.

Truth here.

An 11-year-old girl took her own life in Texas after she was tormented for weeks by her sixth-grade classmates at Gainesville Intermediate School, who threatened to call ICE authorities and have her family deported from the US, her grieving parents have said. 💔 💔

19 away from 1k Followers.....✋

Americans aren't just going to pay more for things from Canada and Mexico because Donald Trump is an idiot. They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.

God: *creates a cat* how're you feline little guy? Cat: God: Cat: God: *creates dogs*

Trump Super Bowl Special now $97

Kal -The Economist

Nova Scotia's favourite cartoonist, Bruce McKinnon, never fails to hit the mark.

Help Wanted. 👇

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

"I've only got a 40-year headstart as a white man in America. How can I possibly compete with a Guatemalan mother of 4 coming across the border with $7 to her name?"

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