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leahgaraas.com
I do social media for brands. Views belong to my dog. ✉️ [email protected]
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Unfortunately this app ain’t doing it for me as much as Threads & I can’t bring myself to be active on two microblogging sites. Even as an extremely online person I gotta draw the line somewhere!!!!! Please find me over there & give me a shout so I follow you, too.

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Advertise your account with just one image

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Why does my Bluesky “Discover” feed only populate ~3 new posts four hours between using the app? I pull down to refresh, nothing.

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Joe has the same shirt as the Golden Bachelor 😭

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🆕 portfolio just dropped heyo!!!! www.leahgaraas.com

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Ricky sure does like eating pumpkin.

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Not only do I have a strong midwestern work ethic, I am also a personality hire

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I don’t know what about me screams “she likes anime!” but I have received the same job posting for a manga social media manager position from four different people.

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The sign of a dying platform is when you go to another dying (dead) platform to post about platform A, which happens to be platform X.

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Can I tell you something embarrassing. All this time I thought the wire in ‘The Wire’ was referring to a press wire, not a bug wire

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Have had our new vehicle for less than 2 weeks (the first new vehicle I have had since 2010) & somebody already swiped it in a parking lot as a hit & run 😭

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Husband keeps saying my grey hair is “just blonde.”

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Overheard colleague say they would only give their siblings $50k if they won the $1.5B lottery. 💀

submitted 591 days ago • 1 comment

Jonah (will die on that) Hill

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People who are following me on here today. What are you doing. This place is dead now

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I like spontaneity more than I think I do. When it comes to plans, text me when it’s happening otherwise it’s not.

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New Eric Andre season is so much better than new ITYSL season

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Looked extremely hot at a wedding last night.

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I’m on vacation.

submitted 651 days ago • 1 comment

Too bad we can’t upload video on here because I’m definitely not posting the video from Eric Andre’s event tonight on the bird site.

submitted 657 days ago • 1 comment

I need your advice. Which green dress for an upcoming wedding as a guest???

submitted 663 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta say the steam feels like it’s running out here!!!!

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Short film of my furnace inspection from the county received a 6 minute standing ovation at Cannes

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Short film of me trying on a dress I bought online & taking it off before even zipping it up received an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes

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Who’s gonna be my 1,000th follower

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Gotta document the good makeup days

submitted 673 days ago • 1 comment

I understand naming a boat. A car or bike? I don’t get that.

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I’d like to be in the side sleeping position in my casket when I die. This is a legally binding statement.

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I recommend low ego.

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The only Jimmies allowed here

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Ricky looking for me, hair blowing in the wind.

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments

@support.bsky.team hi, a bug! If you’re logged into two accounts, the profile tab of the second account appears as if it’s the profile page of the current (first) account.

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When you’re offered gum as a kid, you have a friend. When you’re offered gum as an adult, you have bad breath.

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As a white girl with a phat ass (complimentary) I’m grateful for Shiv representation on Succession Sundays

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Who should I follow on here? If I must out myself, looking for: TV lovers, internet culture commentators & brand creatives.

submitted 678 days ago • 1 comment