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I’ll be honest, 1/3 of the way through this and it’s charming and the fight scenes have been surprisingly good I wouldn’t have minded spending more time with it, but they are literally cutting out single words of dialogue and jumping past them to save time which makes me nervous about the next 2/3.

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It’s 4:10 on a Tuesday morning and I just woke up for some god awful reason, so I’m making the most of it and watching the new Marshawn Lynch movie co-starring Ke Huy Quan (Love Hurts). I’m sure it’s a good sign a movie with 2 Oscar winners was chopped down to 83 minutes.

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They should invent a skin that doesn’t get dry.

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I’m going to smoke some dope, brush my teeth, put on the Blazers game and forget about everything that isn’t basketball for a couple hours until I fall asleep. And maybe, just maybe, when I wake up, a building will have fallen on the people trying to ruin the world.

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Slowly becoming a closet Nuggets fan over a course of years because it’s now just funny that Jokic is so much better than everybody else, including the people on his team who occasionally get donked on the head by a pass that only Jokic could see but was somehow there.

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Hi, it’s me, the creator of the TV show Cobra Kai. Look, when I initially pitched the series to Netflix I had just gotten divorced and really didn’t think they’d take it seriously because I kept going “this is so stupid” after I’d say something like “and now the guy from the third movie is back.”

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Getting my brain meds refilled this week for the first time since RFK, Jr. took over as the guy in charge of health. Can’t wait to have my pills mark me as some kind of enemy of the state that needs to find happiness in a wellness camp set somewhere in the Venezuelan jungle.

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I don’t know how I used to travel as much I did when I was doing stand up. I was 4 hours away from Thursday morning to Saturday afternoon and I feel like I got hit by a truck today after sleeping most of Sunday.

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I don’t think anything would make all of this easier to take, but you’d think at least one of these guys would have something like charisma so you could understand their appeal, but nope. All of them are so lame.

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Yeah, look, do what you want, but I am currently talking to one of my oldest friends and telling him not to respond to this and to make them do the busy work of following through on this asshole’s demands. These are the dumbest, laziest people in history. Make them work to be nazis, don’t just do it

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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

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My beautiful strong boys

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Consider how much of a problem you have being online and then ask yourself how often you’ve actually done this

submitted 2 days ago • 71 comments

I’m still on vacation for the next 11.5 hours. Anybody want anything from this side of the bridge? I’ve only got, like, 3.5 hours left before I need to sleep and get ready to not be in Vacation Mode, so I can grab some ennui on my way out if anybody needs it.

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Lost in the madness of yesterday was the fact I met Larry Nance, Sr., the man who won the first NBA Slam Dunk Contest. Now, look, I’ve met more famous and powerful people than I’ll ever admit, but almost zero athletes. I was dumbstruck. I couldn’t say a word. A dunk champ! Ahhh

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Home after a great couple of days in Cleveland (America’s Best City), and I am so tired from all the activities and driving that I just immediately put on sweats, grabbed my bong, a blanket, got in my sittin’ chair and put on The Brutalist as an excuse not to move for 3.5 hours.

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A priest doing a nazi salute? What is this, Operation Papal Clip?

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Shit hasn’t even hit the fan yet. The guy is still shaping the shit into a ball and gauging its weight in his shit covered hand to see if it’s got the heft he wants for when he throws the shit ball as hard as he can directly into the fan.

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I’m more annoyed than I should be that the Goggins Goggles thing ended up being for an AI based website maker for GoDaddy or some shit. Goggins will get a pass this time, but this is his one.

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Contempt? Of court?! Your honor! I had no idea I wasn’t allowed to make the “awooga” noise every time my client described his wife! This is a miscarriage of justice!

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Me: “this place is nice and I think I like it.” [an ad for Hulk Hogan’s “Real American Beer” flashes across the screen] Me: “and I’m out.”

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Okay let’s do this shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Whiplash 2 (Schumacher, 1995)

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Stopped back at the hotel after lunch quick but the beach that makes you old is on TV so this is one of those times where I’m like “yeah I’ll meet you there I have to finish watching this movie I’ve seen twice.”

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The thing about Trump and Elon is, even if they had the opposite politics that lined up with my beliefs 100% of the time, I’d still think they were creepy weird assholes and it would make me rethink everything about myself that led to believing the same thing as those two guys and then I’d just die.

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Alert Alert The Leslie Nielsen Episode of The Golden Girls is on the Hallmark Channel right now.

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Congratulations to the Hockey Guys.

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The boy and my gf are asleep in their room so I’m closing the connecting doors and hitting my dab pen until Blanche stops turning me on (never).

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One of the interesting things about the adoptable dog account is that if you click the pictures it gives you some personal qualities of the dog like “friendly, good with other dogs” etc but one of them is loyalty and it always makes me curious when a dog DOESNT have that. Like did he betray someone?

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