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Dog lover. Animal lover. Also, crime fiction, telly, and photography. I live by the sea in Ireland, and rub feet for a living. She/her. Was on the run, but carbs found me. Send cake.
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If you get one of those DNA kits for Christmas, do not send it off until the New Year. Or it will come back, that you're 75% cheese. #Christmas #cheese #BoxingDay2024

Merry Christmas from Grinch dog. #Christmas #dogs

The electric is off. No telly. Please, please, please, don't let the guy who lives in my house try to engage me in conversation. #StormDarragh #StormDaragh #SaturdayVibes

I wonder if I have a Bitcoin. Like in a old handbag. Or a spam folder or something. #bitcoin

New loo brush. As I was giving the bowl an (albeit vigorous) scrub, the head came off. Mid flush. I thought (not a plumber)that might block the pipe. Then, after 5 minutes of water past my elbow, I reevaluated my life and admitted defeat. Good times. #Sainsburys #thursdayvibes #fun

Just wanted a nice PG video of a dog checking out a Christmas tree. Cheers Vera. #Christmas #christmastree #dogs #rescuedog #adoptdontshop #saturday

Highly recommend Cross on Prime. An excellent binge. #cross #prime

I do not like people, who pick tomato as their favourite fruit. Just so they can let you know, that they know, tomato is a fruit. Be better. #thewheel

Surely that's a bit difficult for Chris with all the moving parts. #strictly

Such a well deserved 40. #strictly

That song was not the best. But I love Pete. And the doggos. #strictly #rescuedog

How is it not 8pm on Sunday? #Saturday #winter

Aloof much? #dogs #Vera #dogslife

Oh I can assure you it is a word. It's been used a lot this week!!! #wordle @nytimes.com #baltic #cold #Friday

It's not Christmas until I see my favourite Christmas advert. First time this year. (Still too early though.) #Guinness #Christmas

Ah. My annual reminder that croissants are just butter, held together by flakes. #gbbo #greatbritishbakeoff

I was definitely not looking at Petes' footwork. #strictly #strictlycomedancing #pete #trousers

Gorgeous day. Brisk. #photography #photo #ireland

I was a bit fed up seeing the Day of the Jackal trailers. But I've started watching it and it's really good. I'm hooked. One small thing. The "visit" to East Belfast. "How will we make the set look like it's East Belfast?" "Union Jack bunting. As much as you can find." #thedayofthejackal

Oh, I should probably mention my 📣 UK tour in 2025 📣 with my brand new show "Angst". Tickets available from my website - angelabarnescomedy.co.uk Autumn 2025 dates to be announced in the new year, and yes they will include dates in Scotland and other parts of UK not currently on the list! 🎉

"Alexa. Recreate my Twitter account on Bluesky. But without the toxicity. Include dog photos." So far, so good. #hibluesky #bluesky #dogs #ThursdayMotivation

You got to give it to Jessica Fletcher. She just tramples through crime scenes uninvited. Touches and removes evidence without a second thought. Cares, not a jot about entrapment. All while ignoring the fact that Seth wants more than her apple pie. #murdershewrote #hibluesky #tv

My first post. Charlie and Vera. Vera is named after the detective. They are very similar. Bossy. Stubborn. Solves murders. Charlie, not so much. Likes naps. Both obsessed with carrots. Aren't we all? #dogs