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leftback.bsky.social
Chelsea and socially liberal politics, so nobody will be completely happy with the content.
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Mad how it’s always the “ah were right abaa’ that saddle” and “French polishers? You might just save my life!” that all the nostalgia boffs get horny for, when it’s “funny lookin’ vidjo!” that I’ll still be hearing on my death bed youtu.be/VBFEoyERYZ0?...

(Looks to camera) I mean, one of your biggest tenants in your flagship is a property company. And they are consolidating from 4 offices into 1.

If Andy Myers was still managing the youths he'd need about 5 staff members to drag him away from the pitch after this officiating performance. It's gone beyond bad and into Malaysian Betting Syndicate investigation territory.

I want the investors who put money into this to give me a comprehensive list of everything else they think is a great idea so I can build a succesful investment portfolio that does nothing but short every item on it.

This is the softest penalty I think I've ever seen given. The attacker fouled our goalkeeper, screamed and then dropped flat on his face. I've no doubt a referee this bad will be in the Premier League panel within 2 seasons.

Christ I was joking 😳

On a train to Reading from Waterloo. It was stupid busy because the rugby was on at Twickenham. Our baby wouldn't stop crying because it was hot and crowded. A bloke asked @rowan68.bsky.social if she could make the baby stop crying, and got a proper earful "oh yes why didn't I think of that?!"

It's the most wonderful time of the year. 12 new Master System games. All free. All work on real hardware. But which is best? youtu.be/Hw5t2bBysX4

Costco continuing to fuck with all the patterns of US business models by trying to maintain decent standards across its organisation in a way that pisses off consulting houses

You sit there and you thump your Bible. You talk about your psalms. You talk about your John 3: 16. Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your arse.

Yer Da’s redundancy money came through then yeah?

Important thread

Yeah, my first on seeing this was ‘viral’, but not in the sense they mean.

Some nights out in the 90s came pretty close, tbf.

They cannot seriously make NHS data structurally dependent on these guys.

Can they speak Russian? Not astronauts. Trained to perform engineering tasks or science experiments in zero gravity? No astronauts. Congratulations on being in space: you've achieved something vanishingly few people alive today will be able to do. I hope it's a great experience. Not astronauts tho'

You'd wonder if this should perhaps prompt some second thoughts about whether Palantir is an ideal IT partner for the NHS.

Wait, that Palantir thing is genuine? Great suffering fuckballs! There are some takes about how we are daft to worry about giving them our health data that have aged like milk on the surface of Venus.

Oh yay, we’re top of something! 🥳 🙄