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I promise I'm cool Edit: And funny my friends think I have a weed problem πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
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I think it's very funny that we became chill with a company paying another company to stalk you on your browser

I love secret foods where you don't know what it is until you bite into it. samosas. pies. burrito.

14K steps today and I didn't even wanna leave the house

why should you know words? because for about 3 days now, they've been accusing diddy of witchcraft.

government will look at a person whose homeless, with no family and has been unemployed for decades, trying to kill themselves and simply say "no you gotta thug this shit out" and this has bothered me for a long time.

"hmm what's this thong everyone's talking about?" *2 x 8 minute video* "ignorance feels bliss!"

today I learned the hard way to double check how long a project has been inactive 😊

why are south african gospel albums so weird πŸ˜”

I would also get suspicious if a single human being got the whole world to laugh at me and call me a pedo.

"on no funny shit" + "okay but I'm being serious now" + "dude just listen" are phrases said seconds before the funniest sentence you'll hear that day

"hey yknow what? lemme check github explore" Trending projects: - AI thingamajig - LLM thingamajig - Autonomous agent thingy - Normal scraper but for LLMs - run ai cluster from your couch

that hippie scripting non language javascript has ruined another one of my days today

Positive news for hemp industry #hemp #agriculture #southafrica witness.co.za/news/2025/02...

Now that I am begrudgingly learning React in order to understand Preact so I can understand Deno's Fresh, I once again am remembering why I left frontend development in the first place. Ah, javascript.

yall code rust in visual studio (no code)? πŸ˜­πŸ–

they've done it. gqom is back. zulu heavy metal has won.

"alright gang so we need aliases to protect our identity and whatnot. you burn up, so you'll be human torch." HT: "Sounds great" "you will just be... invisible woman, I guess" IW: "wtf?" "I'm all stretchy, so I'll be Mr. Fantastic. and you'll... The Thing." Rest: "what the fuck is your problem"

everyone calling him a little bitch boy president because a child told him to stfu I know he's out there with the craziest crash out

"so you you like shit or shit with glitter on it?" - voting in 2025

"I don't pay attention to politics because I've paid too much attention to politics" is a new type of person I don't know how to deal with yet

if I could go back it time, I'd tell my younger self to read the docs, man. what the fuck is wrong with you it's way easier than debugging via vibes

"hey this Thing A that I like has produced this other Thing b I don't like" "so you hate thing A? thing A is amazing! look at things c - z that it had produced. so you hate things c - z?" "nope. Just thing b. you haven't actually told me what's good about thing b"

I just saw someone say "Fuck rust it gives devs training wheels" as if the point of development is to be as close to assembly as possible

I beg youπŸ˜­πŸ–

what if I just became a dickhead

ciggy addicts will punch you on a bad day

you guy think they gonna play whack-a-mole with an implementation bug and they say "fucking lets rewrite this [decades old] legacy code"

*new show gets popular* "hmm I wonder wgat this is about? lemme check it our." "oh it's actually a super cool story except its happening to white people only for some reason okay I see"

tarrifs aren't even complicated why are there 200 youtube videos 😭

"what if the de-americanisation of the world is actually on purpose and t**** is actually promoting stable self relying governments, that are immune from American whims, ultimately releasing the globe from the tyranny of capitalist American agendas" is a top 10 horseshoe take

i hate when im playing truth or dare and a mf dares me to tell the truth

idk what academic did but I HATE THAT NIGGA WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. DAY ONE HATER RIGHT HERE

"attention is all you need" was released in 2017. this feels like a speed run lmso

everytime theres an injustice they flood social media with solutions that are literally mini-socialist systems. okes.

some of your parlays were ruined by italian clibs lmao

i hate that recent events have introduced a lot more nuance about antisemitism than most of society is able to engage with. "hey so there is indeed a genocide going on and also na*is weren't right. i think its important you know both things are true"

18 leg parlay in the works

the lack of monetary incentive means that engagement baiting on here is purely for the love of the game. notification addicted druggies.

"hmm what if AI wasn't actually expensive to produce? maybe the barrier to entry doesnt have to be that high" *stocks fall*

martinez v adama REAL HATRED IS BACK BABY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

things getting worse makes you forget that things were getting better. to assume that social justice is a perpetually failing effort undermines the success and meaning behind progress. being gay (for example) was very different 20 years ago

okes. rashford can go.

okes she HAAATES him

i had a dream that they were developing AI compilers.

everyone who made fun of woke jaden smith, step forward.

not a single like 😭