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Happy Pride Month.

Where cows are not rare, beef is not rare. Where cows are rare, beef is rare. Aaaaand… send

Neighbor gleefully yelling to his kids ‘I found it, I found it!’ passing up the one chance in his life to say ‘Eureka!’ and mean it. FAIL!

Arial is the standard. Aptos is dog shit. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Went to the children’s museum today. I was surprised at the excellence of the taxidermy of some of the wild-caught specimens on display.

Tinned fish date night! Except it’s just me, a perfect tuna sandwich and a glass of milk. And Fritos.

The T20 cricket scoring standard deviation is sufficiently large that it makes the games both exciting and frustrating. The range of possible scores is large for the sample size. Last night’s first innings compared with tonight’s is a good example to this unsophisticated viewer.

We’re minimizing the horror of Trump’s military birthday parade | Judith Levine

Sometimes it takes me a minute. I am delighted to realize that my proximity to Chicago makes The Chicago Sky my team. My love for Angel Reese’s game knows no bounds. I am temporarily one with the universe.

Catching up on the IPL playoffs and … holy smokes, the Punjab Kings have dug themselves a hole most deep in the first innings.

unions: they get the job done

Pleased to report that I can now consistently get these notes to ring clearly.

Turns out Idiocracy was a documentary

Rialto Beach, Olympic Coast, Washington

Idk which insecure man needs to hear this but actually everything you’re insecure about is absolutely true and everyone you know actually does secretly hate you

Hi! Just checking in to see what you want me to feel awful about today. Anything new?

the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a very ideologically-similar but slightly different lion

Didn’t think it was possible to make the Monaco Grand Prix worse, but here we are.

Poetry is decidedly Not Writing normal prose with Irregular line Breaks Just Sayin’

1:09.954. Not long enough to reheat a cup of coffee in a microwave. Lando Norris can drive the circuit at Monaco in that time.

The phrase ‘Persian smokeshow’ had not previously occurred to me, but there she was. Now I’m haunted.

FAIR WARNING: It’s ground squirrel kiddo season and excessive cuteness levels may occur or be occurring 🌿

Pakistan Super League T20 cricket is not sustained by ticket sales. Catching up on the first playoff game between Islamabad United and Quetta Gladiators, and the stands are empty.