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High-functioning yinzer. Good in the room, brings championship experience to Twitter rants. Dogs love me cuz I'm crazy sniffable. He/him/yinz.
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The dog's favorite toy got caught up in the laundry. It needed cleaned, but now she's reluctantly playing with it like "Ugh, fabric softener. Now I have to break this thing in all over again. Was this really necessary?"

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Did Biz just say "Rocket Scientology"?

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Meanwhile, in non-Oscars news, we have a second buzzer-beater in the NHL.

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Do you think Mike Milbury is getting triggered by the sight of the Bruins playing the Wild in these North Stars throwbacks and wondering what might have been in 1991?

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Enhance a TV title by changing a word to “fuck”. Star Trek: Deep Fuck Nine

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RAKELL 10 SECONDS IN

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Two goals in the final minute, including a blur of a buzzer-beater. I'm genuinely impressed at all the ways the Penguins have invented new 2nd period meltdowns.

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BRYAN RUST POWER MOVE

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[gets home from brunch] [sees the Penguins winning 3-2] [sees shots are 17-14] [the second period just started]

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Well, as blown non-calls leading to goals go, that's a dandy.

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The Red Wings need to find a way to keep that Detroit script and winged helmet in the alternate uniform rotation.

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[fills in "Despite losing to Michigan…" square on Stadium Series bingo card]

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So why can't the Penguins start a game like this?

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Beauvillier shortie, why not.

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Well, that was 20 minutes of hockey.

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Bruins/Penguins is scheduled to start at 3:00, but there's over 13 minutes left of Auburn/Kentucky. Was there a significant delay in the baskeball game, or is ESPN fucking over the NHL again?

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I'm sorry, Kyle Orland, but I'm afraid your diagnosis is Stage 4 Console War Brain.

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You want analysis or takeaways? 1. Trump/Vance are bullies 2. Trump/Vance are pro autocracy and anti democracy 3. Trump/Vance are embarrassing the United States 4. Trump/Vance are weakening the US at home & abroad.

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GEEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOO #PenguinsOvertimeComebackVictoryHashtag

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 RYAN GRAVES POINT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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The dreaded "blindside, but head contact with the ice" major downgrade. Puck's not gonna lie, I'm afraid.

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ERIK SVEN GUNNAR KARLSSON

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Peggy Gou pumping on the PPG Paints Arena PA might be the highlight of the game.

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[HEEEEAAAAAAAVVVVYYYYYY sigh]

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They grow up so fast

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Tired: Third period meltdown Wired: Second period meltdown Inspired: Giving up two goals within seconds during a second period meltdown

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EHHHHHHH

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[HEAVY sigh]

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Look, it was City of Heroes, they didn’t have progress saving for Task Forces back then, and we had no idea that the Synapse TF would take *seven hours*.

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Suspending my “don’t dunk on screenshots of The Bad Site” policy to point out being a terminally online orc is the only thing Mark Kern has succeeded at on his own. Of course, he’s Elmo’s guy.

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LA Galaxy right now:

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OH THE KARMIC WHIPLASH

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SHEA WHY NOT?

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Man, if San Jose keeps this up, the King of Spain is going to revoke his blessing of Real Salt Lake.

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