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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

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I have always earnestly believed the reason we don't have a cure for cancer is because the greatest scientific minds of our time are working on new flavor additives for Doritos and shit

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Welp there goes all our black site block grants

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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lmao

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honestly I bet it’s super fucking fun to be mainlining more speed than a nazi fighter pilot and sprinting though washington firing everyone older than 25

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it's crazy how whatever secret drugs they give presidents to stay alive super long turned them into a squidbillies character without fail

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This photo of Yoshitaka Amano at Disneyland on his 70th birthday is so adorable. I love him.

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The "anonymous" people are the children of billionaires and wired magazine is no longer operating in an environment with a free press, and it's possibly even signaling so by doing this, so when you see a paradox like this which makes no sense, look inside it for a hidden scrap of paper saying "HELP"

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interviewer: the game draws from your experiences, correct? developer: that's right. as a child i spent a great deal of time exploring in the woods. it was a porno magazine i found there which inspired Devil's Pussy Dungeon

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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

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i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

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When I run D&D, should I tell people I'm "Dungeon Mastering", or just say I'm

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David Lynch movies are the closest art has come for me of making you feel like you're inhabiting a dream that makes no sense in the telling but makes perfect sense as an experience

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Hey @democrats.org there’s hope fam

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thanks to my simple rule “just call people whatever pronoun they want who cares” i spend less time thinking about gender issues than 95% of the population. with my free time i imagine cool battles

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Trump is gonna spend the rest of his life dodging cartoonishly inept assassins culled from the deep bench of increasingly unstable weirdos who support him. We’re gonna spend so much tax money defending him from “foreskin truthers” trying to cast a stick of dynamite over the fence into Mar a Lago

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the people who complain most about "thought crimes" always mean something boring like, "I think I should be able to say slurs" instead of a real criminal thought, like "what if there were a potato that moaned when you ate it"

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Me and the boys pulling on the flushers and getting access to our Voltron lions

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

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Sorry I haven't kept in better touch it's just that the past is dead and the inescapable current of time swiftly carries me away

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Periodic reminder that there is a Vintage RPG newsletter that comes out every Friday and you should sign up if you like RPGs and cool art and me. www.vintagerpg.com/newsletter/

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"It's funny when you think about it, because if Trump wins, Peanut's owner won't be able to make money on Only Fans because Project 2025 will ban porn." :the attendant swabbing my burning forehead with a cloth in 8th century Byzantium: "She has been delirious and babbling all night my lord."

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My MSG show will be MUCH funnier.

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"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font

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Me, liking comments in a BlueSky debate thread from people I've never met, on the skeet of someone I barely know who doesn't follow me back, that has nothing to do with me, and never adding a comment

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god bless all who retweet me. the rest of you can sleep in the yard.

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he calls her a marxist but she's not the one getting publicly owned

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The cringe is in the mirror, JD

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In Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas", Jack Skellington becomes an outsider obsessed with a culture to which he and his peers do not belong. It is, at its core, a cautionary allegory to becoming a huge weeb and the disastrous consequences of anime on the wider world. In this essay I will

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