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There's how long you THINK it takes to do something and then how long it ACTUALLY takes divided by your energy, interest, and ability to do it.

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Soon you may not be able to buy ‘bad food and sugary drinks’ with food stamps. No word yet on crypto. www.msn.com/en-us/health...

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I'm flying on JetBlue today. I used to love them but they broke my heart when they stopped serving Blue Chips. Sometimes I still ask, "Hey, y'all got any Blue Chips in the back?" And they look at me like, "Sis, you know damn well we don't have no Blue Chips." Plantain chips it is then.

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And he didn’t even tip the driver.

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Generally, people don’t ask a lot of questions about a system that benefits them.

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Email from my grocery store: How does a free muffin sound? Me: Like a trap to monitor my shopping habits and sell my data.

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Social Media Addiction "I'm trying not to be on social media. Which means I'm on social media all the time." Anybody else? Every generation gets addicted to something: money, drugs, social media. Anybody out here hitting the trifecta?

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If treason is not the answer then we're asking the wrong question.

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My money, my choice. This is the way. So say we all.

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I’m conflict averse. My attorney is not.

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How much of self-improvement is really self-loathing in disguise?

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The good news is they finally got the time machine working. The bad news is it only goes backwards.

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“Picture it. A battlefield. The Ukrainians fire but instead of bullets the Russians get hit with glitter.” Check out my new piece on Substack: "Ukraine in the Multiverse." open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

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I feel like I'm living in the Zach Snyder cut of whatever the hell this is.

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There’s something magical about the preshow quiet of a theatre.

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I'm excited to be back at the Delray Beach Playhouse (Florida) this week with my comedy besties Julia Scotti and Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social for the Funny Women of A Certain Age Tour. These are the laughs you've been looking for. delraybeachplayhouse.com/performance/...

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"US Retail Sales Post Biggest Drop In Nearly Two Years Amid Winter Freeze" And we will continue freezing them out by keeping our dollars warm and cozy in our pockets. Still looking at you, Target. www.reuters.com/markets/us/u...

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Ahh, the caucacity of it all.

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“For My Parents, Swedish death cleaning was not a thing. Their philosophy was, keep it all because you never know.” Enjoy my latest article, “In My Mother’s Closet.” open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

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Is Canada becoming the 51st state? No. But here's my latest Substack article exploring what its onboarding process might look like. open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

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Them: I didn't understand what Kendrick was saying during the super bowl halftime show. Me: You mean like how I didn't understand Shakespeare during high school?

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People on my social media feed: Girl, you gotta learn how to grow your own food and live off the land. Me: I’m not built for, "Little House on the Prairie." I’m built for, “a deluxe apartment in the sky.”

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You only have the rights you can afford to pursue.

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“I learned that it’s not enough to ask, “Are you single?” I had to say: “Is there anyone in your life who is under the impression that they are in a romantic relationship with you?” Check out my new post: How I Feel About Online Dating! open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

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In third grade I got in trouble for my book bag being too heavy. My Mom and Sister Jane, had a whole ass meeting about it. I don't know maybe they were right. Today, carrying my handbag is qualifies as weight training.

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And nothing on his desk. Nothing. Not even a sticky note.

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"Move fast and break things" only works for the people who've never had to clean up after themselves.

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I hope you feel seen today in the best of all possible ways. #catsky

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Hmm… What do Republicans really mean when they blame Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion? (DEI for the haters.) Well, @theguardian.com takes a stab at it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Hey #TrekSky Fam! Read (listen) to my Substack piece: "Why I’m A Star Trek Fan." I mean, can’t we all just live long and prosper? 🖖🏽 open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

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The reality of this country has always been different from the press release. So now they’re just rewriting it and deleting all the good parts.

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I think we’re all asking this question.

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🎧 EAR CANDY ALERT 🎧 Ep. 15 of The Funny Women of a Certain Age Podcast is out! We talk about: - California fires {HUG} - Utah pizza, (I had no idea) - multiple marriages (I'm falling behind) And a few new colloquialisms sprinkled in for good measure. open.spotify.com/episode/4fQM...

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I'm sure someone has posited this, but maybe the super bowl halftime show could have had subtitles; you know, for the people in the back; perhaps even some old school-style VH-1 pop up video comments.

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I don't know who made this meme, but y'all know damn well Prince ain't in heaven.

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There's how long you THINK it takes to do something and then how long it ACTUALLY takes divided by your energy, interest, and ability to do it.

Soon you may not be able to buy ‘bad food and sugary drinks’ with food stamps. No word yet on crypto. www.msn.com/en-us/health...

I'm flying on JetBlue today. I used to love them but they broke my heart when they stopped serving Blue Chips. Sometimes I still ask, "Hey, y'all got any Blue Chips in the back?" And they look at me like, "Sis, you know damn well we don't have no Blue Chips." Plantain chips it is then.

And he didn’t even tip the driver.

Generally, people don’t ask a lot of questions about a system that benefits them.

Email from my grocery store: How does a free muffin sound? Me: Like a trap to monitor my shopping habits and sell my data.

Social Media Addiction "I'm trying not to be on social media. Which means I'm on social media all the time." Anybody else? Every generation gets addicted to something: money, drugs, social media. Anybody out here hitting the trifecta?

If treason is not the answer then we're asking the wrong question.

My money, my choice. This is the way. So say we all.

I’m conflict averse. My attorney is not.

How much of self-improvement is really self-loathing in disguise?

The good news is they finally got the time machine working. The bad news is it only goes backwards.

“Picture it. A battlefield. The Ukrainians fire but instead of bullets the Russians get hit with glitter.” Check out my new piece on Substack: "Ukraine in the Multiverse." open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

I feel like I'm living in the Zach Snyder cut of whatever the hell this is.

There’s something magical about the preshow quiet of a theatre.

I'm excited to be back at the Delray Beach Playhouse (Florida) this week with my comedy besties Julia Scotti and Carole Montgomery @carolemontgomery.bsky.social for the Funny Women of A Certain Age Tour. These are the laughs you've been looking for. delraybeachplayhouse.com/performance/...

"US Retail Sales Post Biggest Drop In Nearly Two Years Amid Winter Freeze" And we will continue freezing them out by keeping our dollars warm and cozy in our pockets. Still looking at you, Target. www.reuters.com/markets/us/u...

Ahh, the caucacity of it all.

“For My Parents, Swedish death cleaning was not a thing. Their philosophy was, keep it all because you never know.” Enjoy my latest article, “In My Mother’s Closet.” open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

Is Canada becoming the 51st state? No. But here's my latest Substack article exploring what its onboarding process might look like. open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

Them: I didn't understand what Kendrick was saying during the super bowl halftime show. Me: You mean like how I didn't understand Shakespeare during high school?

People on my social media feed: Girl, you gotta learn how to grow your own food and live off the land. Me: I’m not built for, "Little House on the Prairie." I’m built for, “a deluxe apartment in the sky.”

You only have the rights you can afford to pursue.

“I learned that it’s not enough to ask, “Are you single?” I had to say: “Is there anyone in your life who is under the impression that they are in a romantic relationship with you?” Check out my new post: How I Feel About Online Dating! open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

In third grade I got in trouble for my book bag being too heavy. My Mom and Sister Jane, had a whole ass meeting about it. I don't know maybe they were right. Today, carrying my handbag is qualifies as weight training.

And nothing on his desk. Nothing. Not even a sticky note.

"Move fast and break things" only works for the people who've never had to clean up after themselves.

I hope you feel seen today in the best of all possible ways. #catsky

Hmm… What do Republicans really mean when they blame Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion? (DEI for the haters.) Well, @theguardian.com takes a stab at it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Hey #TrekSky Fam! Read (listen) to my Substack piece: "Why I’m A Star Trek Fan." I mean, can’t we all just live long and prosper? 🖖🏽 open.substack.com/pub/leighann...

The reality of this country has always been different from the press release. So now they’re just rewriting it and deleting all the good parts.

I think we’re all asking this question.

🎧 EAR CANDY ALERT 🎧 Ep. 15 of The Funny Women of a Certain Age Podcast is out! We talk about: - California fires {HUG} - Utah pizza, (I had no idea) - multiple marriages (I'm falling behind) And a few new colloquialisms sprinkled in for good measure. open.spotify.com/episode/4fQM...

I'm sure someone has posited this, but maybe the super bowl halftime show could have had subtitles; you know, for the people in the back; perhaps even some old school-style VH-1 pop up video comments.

I don't know who made this meme, but y'all know damn well Prince ain't in heaven.

Breaking News: Grand parents upset at superbowl halftime show they didn't understand.

Damn, Duo!

I mean… #BlackSky