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leightonsatan.bsky.social
Cat herder in Chicago.
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The funniest thing about staying at a valet-only hotel is rolling up and saying: “Is the manual guy here?” “No ma’am. Can you park it?”

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SHOCKER OF SHOCKERS: Mr. Bankrupted-a-Casino has no idea what he's doing.

submitted 17 hours ago • 80 comments

"Did somebody say third term"? - Barack Obama

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

submitted 55 days ago • 542 comments

Inevitably, all these distractions will stop working, and it will take an actual war to keep people from noticing that prices continue to rise.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure who needs this reminder, but: Banjo is an African instrument

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

You're going to want to go ahead and fill up your gas tank today, while prices are still at Biden levels. #goldenshowerera

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It’s ridiculous to suggest that a man who filled his website with Holocaust deniers, agreed with an antisemitic conspiracy theory, & helped elect another man who hosted a Holocaust denier for dinner & just pardoned a guy in a Camp Auschwitz T-shirt was doing a Nazi salute.

submitted 72 days ago • 118 comments

Sshockingly enough, my band is also playing this.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

It's a new Golden Shower Era for America!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone who follows me and lives in Chicago, stay safe.

submitted 75 days ago • 5 comments

Chicago mayor Johnson called Trump's deportation plans "small and soft," expertly trolling the mushroom-dick troll.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

youtube.com/watch?v=dTd1... Every damn time I get on here. Does Jeff Lynne run this place?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Rule by Musk, Bezos, and Zuck is called #olidorky.

submitted 77 days ago • 12 comments

The only thing more embarrassing than someone my age being so creepily into video games is someone getting outed for cheating on said video games by some of the most pathetic people on the internet who used to support you.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder to insurance execs who canceled policies right before the fires in limousine liberal LA: Luigi was wealthy

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Texas band ranking 1. ZZ Top 2. Butthole Surfers 3. Buddy Holly & the Crickets 4. DRI\MDC\big boys 5. Cherubs

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

submitted 110 days ago • 44 comments

The fact that some random citizen hasn't shot down one of those car-sized drones means America has stopped America-ing.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Homan, President-elect Trump's border czar, says deportation plan will start in Chicago Chicago: nah.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Tom Homan, President-elect Trump's border czar, says deportation plan will start in Chicago Chicago: no it won't.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.

submitted 117 days ago • 938 comments

Wow, just look at all those countries with socialized medicine clamoring for our system of personal bankruptcy!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

I still laugh at all the Bernie Bros who were thirsting for that Hindufascist.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Our loud band got the test pressings. Been years since I've been part of full length vinyl. Good noise ahoy. #BurnedOrBuried hope to have the final product with us in Texas in March for some music festival thing you may have heard of. #chicagonoise

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good snapshot of what I do: drive my toilet-fur-covered Marshall half stack around in an electric Fiat to make noise #noiserock #fiat500e #Krokus

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

www.torquenews.com/11826/sharp-... He blames the dog. As if we didn't need any more evidence that Deplorean drivers are not the best people. I blame the owner, because it's common knowledge these things have very sharp edges.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

This is Pumpkin, in front of pumpkins, with a piece of plastic stuck to her mouth.

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