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Writes, paints, narrates, watches baseball. You don't have to follow back; I'm here to consume, not produce.
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Handsome Himbocles.

why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there

The future of AI

Good news! Barnes & Noble has my novel back in stock after last week's sellout, and it's still 50% off! So if you needs queer shapeshifting monsters in your 2025, now is a good time to get some! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/someone-yo...

Every game should have a difficulty level called Ultimate Insane Berserker Death God that is actually easier than Story Mode so I can play without shame

We've done a New Years lucky lemon pig faithfully every year since 2016. This year we reflected on 2016-2024 and thought... what if the lemon pig is not lucky at all, but may be, in fact, quite cursed? So, no lemon pig for 2025 in this household.

Starting the year as I mean to go on (with a lapful of hot tea)

The genetics of the Cratchett family suggest the pig gene is recessive on the X chromosome & frog gene is dominant Y

Just in case you thought all unicorns did in winter was sit whimsically in the snow and frolic with woodland animals, let me assure you that most spend the majority of it complaining. #winter #unicorns #fantasyart #mythicalcreatures #art #illustration #watercolor #coloredpencils #snow

There is actually a ton of very good logic leading up to this banger post.

I'm neurodivergent and the only masking I'm interested in today is an N-95.

TFW you're on episode 10 of a krama and the leads just kissed. It's like the faint sound of kaiju stomps from far in the distance.

Surprise: SOMEONE YOU CAN BUILD A NEST IN is Audible deal of the day! Just 2.99 for the saga of a shapeshifting monster who *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. I adore Carmen Rose's narration on this book. She gives my monster such a voice! www.audible.com/pd/Someone-Y...

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

Just to be clear if you ever make me feel bad I’m suing you

I am SO READY for Himbocles.

I kinda don't personally like being like "did YOU remember to add alt text today?!" to people, But adding alt text really does become swift and easy when you get used to it. I go for the most contextually important and visually interesting parts of the image. Makes images more searchable too.

This novel is "a twisty, charm-filled, steam-age fantasy with all the feels" and it also sounds fun! nancysmwaldman.com/book-eru

Happy mini moon eve to all who celebrate!

I don't know why but I am constantly surprised that as a full grown adult you can just do adult stuff and not have to wait for people to give you permission. And since no one has tried to talk me out of it I am going to make Canadian author starter packs. (Mainly for SF/F & Horror writers)

This was a joy to narrate; there are not many towns like this.

"why do you get all the covid boosters" well thing is I have a lot to live for so

Highest bid is now $90! Thank you all so much for helping me boost 🥰