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Ron Swanson in the streets, Andy Dwyer in the skeets
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I know we all have a lot to be outraged about right now, and I’m sorry to pile on, but why the fuck does Murderbot apparently have a human face?

Hey, does anybody know if there’s a dollar store chain in England called Pound Town? Cause missed opportunity if not.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: I'm proud to announce that I have just signed an Executive Order stating that the Federation will now officially only recognize that there are five lights. #StarTrek #SISKO197

Look, it's the El-Aurians' fault for starting the war with the Borg, okay? #StarTrek #SISKO197

Attention Bsky, Gul Dukat is on here.

The “owning the libs is winning at politics” that is now at the core of right-wing politics means that the ever-increasingly explicitly fascist shit these motherfuckers are doing just makes these addled fuckwits giggle and say “lol, that’s gonna trigger them so bad”

Hey @mapquest.com your route planning tool on the website is honestly one of the things that sets you apart from other maps, can you add it to your app? Thanks!

Honestly did not have “downloading Mapquest for the first time ever” on my 2025 bingo card.

Works as advertised.

It’s funny because the automatic, puerile joke is “feeling boobs”, but in reality that is exactly what’s going on.

Hey @eve6.bsky.social are The Refreshments on here yet?

Encourage you to read the entire article and answer this: Should we tattoo swastikas on the foreheads of all these foul fucks when this shit is over?! 🤬🤬🤬 www.salon.com/2025/02/19/r...

@votevets.org is going to do everything possible to help veterans and military families during these perilous times. If you are affected, please fill out this form. It *will* remain confidential. votevets.org/doge-tipline

Time for the reminder that the difference between 8 billion and 8 million is approximately 8 billion.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

The fact that these things handle like such absolute shit in the snow is even more remarkable when you consider that they are SO FUCKING HEAVY.

Dreamed about being super tired and needing to go back to bed. That’s new.

This past weekend, Elon Musk called me cruel, mean and deceitful. Two and half years ago I called him a welfare queen. You decide. www.profgalloway.com/elon-musk-we...

1000 probationary Department of Veterans Affairs employees fired. OIT, Procurement, and Veterans Benefits Administration. They are lying and saying it won’t affect support for veterans. news.va.gov/press-room/v...

Re-skeeting this every time I see a “I just left Twitter” skeet.

There’s a very funny local business knock-on effect of Egon deciding to rename Twitter. A local car dealership made a radio commercial like 15 years ago, and at the end when listing the dealership’s socials, he pronounced it “twittahhhh” 1/