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Fantasy Author. French Quarter Tour Guide. Avid Reader. πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ©Ά. Stubbornly Optimistic 90s goth kid who only slight grew up. She/Her No DMs out of the blue. If we've been talking, sure. Strangers will be ignored https://linktr.ee/elaine.allen
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It's Saturday!!!! Book Review day! Tonight's review does get a bit rambley, but I discuss the weight and lightness of books, hope, and the use of physical place to solidify mood and themes! youtu.be/7T776TjrVr4

Now let's see if I Remember to mention it to any of my guests. lol. #marketinggenius

I jokingly tagged a short #MarketingGenius and now youtube is showing it to like EVERYONE and I'm pretty sure it's not the right everyone 🫠

I'm reading The Vile Village by Lemony Snicket and it may be a mistake. A counsel of old folks forcing kids to work endlessly. Arresting folks with no evidence. An obvious shyster taking advantage of a draconian legal system. People who have power to help being intimidated out of speaking up.

I just saw someone who was talking about the fact that a small press submitted their manuscript to an AI for feedback without their permission, and NEW FEAR UNLOCKED.

The adhd writer urge to put a conjunction at the start of EVERY sentence because otherwise how will anyone know how these thoughts connect????

Sometimes I like the chaos of author spaces online. Sometimes it feels like a million voices saying "okay, but not like that..."

Sometimes I wonder if I really am dyselxic Then I spend ten minutes in the shower turning the cold knob back and forth because I can't remember which way is more and which is less, only to give up, get out, and then realize that the actual problem was that I was turning the wrong knob. 😭

Books and Cats are the only thing holding me together at this point

Do you really have a pet if you don't have to stop everything every now and then to shout "OMG WHAT ARE YOU CHEWING!?"

It's Saturday! New review day! This one is for a book that's pretty damn prescient! Come watch me talk about how Terry Pratchett writes characters, reality, and "reality." youtu.be/iJqYTDCYo9I

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My cousin sent me this lovely photo to show that she got my book and I will never get over how nervous her dog looks. Don't worry, Frank. It's a cozy ghost story. Not scary. I promise you and your human will feel warm and welcome while reading.

Readers (& writers) I come to you with another question: WHAT kind of book promotion draws you in? What kind of post will hold your attention and possibly get you to click and/or save and potentially buy the book that's being mentioned? #booksky #readers #readingcommunity #writingcommunity

A quote from We're Not Broken: Changing the Autism Conversation by Eric Garcia Feel free to replace "parents" with "governments" and "child" with "people" and imagine for yourself how autistic people in the governed country must feel about that #autismacceptance

One of my guests of my tour tonight was trying to be "subtle" about politics, so as to not cause drama, and said "I'm tired of having Cheetos in my Chex Mix." I laughed so hard

A progress report on what's been happening with "The Medellan Conspiracy," the second novel in my sci-fi series.

I gave up fast food for Lent, which was a great idea for a number of reasons only one of which is that every time I smelled McDonald's french fries I got to say "Get behind me, Satan!" The downside is now it's Easter, and I'm like "He is risen. give me fries"

A bit of advice from your friendly neighborhood tour guide. Don't date men you have to babysit. Nobody has fun when you spend your entire vacation preventing your man from getting his ass arrested

Happy Saturday! Review Day! Here's my review of a new book by my favorite author! It's cozy. It's Sapphic. I leads me on a distracted discussion of power and ambition! You should check it out. youtu.be/CBv5kj3SCu8

I have a book review to write and the mood I'm in, it's so hard to try to solidify thoughts beyond "book Good."

If this is your dream, I'll help you dream it! With my novella! THE LIBRARIAN AND THE GHOST by Elaine Allen is a cozy ghost story about a woman who gets a job as a live-in librarian in a Victorian mansion on a tiny island off the coast of New England.

I just asked Ettienne why he felt the need to toss a ball of tinfoil on the ground and then steal my seat. Then I remembered he's a cat.

God. Why is asking folks to beta read so fucking intimidating? Like I don't even mind if people say no, but I just don't want anyone to feel like I'm imposing.

An ADHD creative story. For the past couple of weeks, I have been obsessively working on a painting for the cover of a book. I've worked on it every day. I did it really irrationally, painting the figure separate from the background & will need to edit it together.

Anyone got some hope to spare? I could really use some more (my backstock is running low), but it might be out of my price range.

Reading a new book. Flipped the dust jacket out of the way. Got a lovely whiff of pure book smell. πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

It's Saturday! Book Review day! Come learn about a book that took me on a JOURNEY and listen to me talk about tipping points in book! youtu.be/WRnR5Q88zIw

My dear beloved cats were so proud of me for cleaning the stairs yesterday that they puked on them. Twice.

A new 5⭐️review at the UK zon site! Had a terrific 5✨️review from Canada before that! I wish zon would show international reviews at the original site the way they used to, but am so pleased with the ones I've found. Go πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Go πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ ! www.amazon.com/dp/B0DJQ2LYL... #fantasy #Romance #dystopian #some #fun

Love this meme? You might love my book! THE LIBRARIAN AND THE GHOST by Elaine Allen is a cozy ghost story novella about a woman who gets a job as a live-in librarian in a Victorian mansion on a tiny island off the coast of New England. Ace spec rep. Library magic. A love of research! And a ghost!

If I stop writing, it's because I've learned first hand that a ghost can't open Microsoft word.

Never go up against the librarians. Also, if the librarians are organized against you, you're on the wrong side of history.

In an act of almost too real representation, I saw a post asking for ace book recommendations, and scrolled by because I felt like MAYBE my MC isn't Ace enough to count, because she dated someone.πŸ€¦β€β™€

I forgot to post this Yesterday!!!! But I have a new book review up! This one is for a romantasy that hit the exact right mood for me at the exact right moment! youtu.be/2VNl7GQ-L4k