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This is go to prison forever malfeasance. A guy who is currently a SpaceX employee also serves as an FAA official who cancels a big contract to award instead no-bid to his own employer and starts installing hardware without statutorily required tests and assurances

submitted 21 hours ago • 69 comments

yachts are great because there’s zero chance that someone who owns a yacht is a political ally. it’s the cybertruck of the sea

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

happy women’s day

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

your Outie drives an Audi

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On top of everything else, this once again shows that Trump & Musk have no idea what work is. They have no understanding of any actual job, nor how people get jobs, nor what makes certain people good or bad at certain jobs. Neither of them would last 15 minutes as an ATC.

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

This is something I always remind people of when they say “why don’t Americans revolt?” Like babe cops will shoot you dead because they’re bored round these parts

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

every time some weasel goes all in on the New Hotness (being a corny Nazi) the backlash gets one minute closer

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Rollins: "The Biden team basically depopulated about 150m egg laying hens last year, which is the protocol. We're looking at the protocol now to see how to tweak it so that hopefully we don't have to do that moving forward. But we rolled out a 5 point plan a week ago. It includes deregulation."

submitted 3 days ago • 488 comments

one of the most annoying things the media did during the campaign was try to use the insanity of biden deadenders to advance the idea that they weren't applying a double standard to trump.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Your Outie is kind... ...of dumb.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American so far.

submitted 9 days ago • 127 comments

The Medicaid programs of 27 states don’t have the word “Medicaid” in their name, perhaps out of politeness. Much as my students in Arizona would occasionally discover to their surprise that they were Protestants, quite a few people might soon find out—once it goes away—that they’re on Medicaid.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Make sure to give them believable, but not true, information if you're going to fuck with them. Don't make the emails obvious fake ones.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Make it make sense!

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

it's like watching ants find their way around a puddle. you can do it little guys! keep working those tiny brains!

submitted 10 days ago • 106 comments

LMAO

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

It's the Musk Effect. Someone who sounds like a genius until he starts talking about something you're knowledgeable about, and you realize he's saying the dumbest shit ever.

submitted 11 days ago • 92 comments

a guy I knew went to prison for this. turns out he was just ahead of the curve www.justice.gov/usao-ndil/pr...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Love to become a subservient vassal state for a dying authoritarian nation with 90% lower GDP than your own, to own the libs

submitted 12 days ago • 89 comments

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

submitted 12 days ago • 9633 comments

if you ever wondered what it was like when the german govt was filled with nazis who licked adolf's boots every day, welcome to america in 2025

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Fraud, waste, and abuse just means resources going to people they don't like. That's it.

submitted 13 days ago • 253 comments

Legitimately the most insane thing I've seen yet.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!

submitted 14 days ago • 1043 comments

"Made in a facility that may contain nuts" we talking about my ex-wife's place?!?!?!??!?!?! Sorry I've been doing ketamine with Elon Musk for the last 36 hours.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

If you don't have the time or skill for the whole process, remember: there's always loss

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

coming this holiday season

submitted 15 days ago • 109 comments

someone caught a photo of elon’s eyes when he pulled his sunglasses down at CPAC, and he looks like one of those starkly drawn cutaways in ren and stimpy

submitted 15 days ago • 19 comments

all the Ashley St Clair texts with Elon are like 1:15 PM Ashley: I need to see you. Please, Elon. 11:26 PM Elon: That would be epicsauce 11:27 PM Ashley: I will be wherever you tell me to be whenever you want me to be. 3:05 AM Elon: Lets name our next fuckbaby Rage Comics

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

submitted 15 days ago • 138 comments

For the THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FEDERAL ELECTION INFRASTRUCTURE crowd, I invite you to think creatively a moment

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I love it when our nazi crackhead shadow president screams slurs at astronauts when they push back on his insane lies

submitted 18 days ago • 166 comments

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

submitted 17 days ago • 124 comments

Things are not developing as I would wish. www.cnn.com/2025/02/18/p...

submitted 20 days ago • 67 comments

you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker

submitted 20 days ago • 17 comments

HR : Stan we gotta do something about ur dick in them sweatpants Stan : I can’t make it any more prominent believe me i tried HR : no i think u misunderstand

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Trafficking is a central theme of the QAnon worldview, with the idea that Trump would act to stop it when in office. Instead...

submitted 21 days ago • 162 comments

What the fuck do you think Elon Musk is going to do??? Impregnate and then ghost you, forcing you to plead for the good of your child in his replies?????

submitted 21 days ago • 13 comments

Look I don’t have much dating advice to give but I would not date topless Lincoln, topless Lincoln has the exact vibe of someone who will ruin your life and credit score

submitted 21 days ago • 35 comments