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🇵🇭🇨🇦Filipinos give their kids names they can’t pronounce.🧋🍣
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Bro…Classico Bolognese with Salsa is 🔥

I used to enjoy his podcast. Until he started to pander to a redneck tinfoil audience.

Maga (or any Conservative for that matter) doesn’t care about the environment or nature anyway🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🤷‍♂️

I’m definitely stocking up on prepared meals. Ang dali to elevate the most basic deli items.

What are trailer parks in South Africa called?

Why haven’t I been using wasabi in my cooking? This is a game changer.

#HillBillyTheology #HillBillyProfiling #HillBillyPolitics

Iglesia ni Godzilla

What is Yeehaw in South African?

“Hillbilly theology” is my new favourite thing.

The check engine light is on and my parts are out of warranty. Don’t get old kids.

I just want meatballs and hot dogs in a bun with Buldak.

‘Murcans want to colonize Mars just because “Yeehaw! ‘Murca”.

Is u-Haul the new Neo-Nazi transport?

Goff-goff kayo diyan, sige nga pakita ng playlist!

Hear me out: 🙌A full English, but with Filipino breakfast meats🙌

Any #Freedummy that wants to be ‘Murcan can pack up their crackpipe and bags and leave.

Coca-Cola is for snitches.

Somewhere out there Eminem is writing bars about this…

The White House is a crackhouse.

Glad I’m not out there with the unwashed sports bros today.

“A Greek Chorus of morons egging them on”🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why does the word “No” destroy your privileged and entitled existence?

Dear customer, you may be old but you’re still a punk.

He really is a mad man.

“No is a complete sentence” I like it.

Will the ‘Murcans be issued brain worms next?

Looks like we’ll never see Jack around here again. Meh, we prefer Jamie anyway. 🥃

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Kitchen essentials: Fish sauce, ponzu/teriyaki (I’m Filipino but never soy sauce), rice vinegar, sambal/sriracha and sesame oil. And always red or Japanese curry.

Red😍

The Dumbest of Trade Wars enacted by the Dumbest Administration for these Dumbest of Times.

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How third world. ‘Murca!

It boggles my mind that my ponzu sauce is made in the US🤦‍♂️🤦🤦🏼‍♀️

It still surprises me that Kalamazoo is a real place and not just made up for Bugs Bunny Cartoons.