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I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm
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Serious post. My father doesn't know it's father's day his mind isn't what it used to be. He spent last night being restrained by hospital orderlies because he got confused and violent. I know he'll be gone soon. I don't know what I'll do without him.

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Future generations will put Netenyahu on the same list as Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot.

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Why is it only Israel that is allowed to lash out at its neighbours?

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If a fascist paramilitary shows up in your neighborhood, it is your moral obligation to shoot them with a gun

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(I think I'm about to get banned from blusky)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A similar illustration of this - my household income is decently top 10%, and having saved a wild share of my income over the past decade, I could probably just about afford to buy the house that my parents, both police sergeants, bought in 1993

submitted 7 days ago • 25 comments

My latest, a response to the tedious ‘but people are wrong, crime is actually falling!’ brigade. Shout out to @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk who inspired the piece.

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them

submitted 8 days ago • 157 comments

DO NOT BUY JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 3 They’re using ai generation in their game, boycott this shit and force their hand to remove this garbage from their game entirely. store.steampowered.com/app/2958130/...

submitted 10 days ago • 92 comments

Oh god DAMMIT

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

Well, I'm now in the final year if my thirties. Might get real weird with it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

You know that nothing matters because climate collapse is going to make most of the planet uninhabitable in your lifetime right? The only rational response is to spend the time we have left farting around.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching my six month old niece sleep and skipping a heartbeat every time there is more than a one second gap between breaths. Is this normal?

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Pole vaulting is a weird sport to get into

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Niche Sarawak tweet. I'm at the family kampung for Gawai, my mother in law is introducing all of her kids spouses to her older sister, but she's doing it by race.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I love when they interview the Muppets on regular shows. Like yeah let's get Kermit's opinion on that.

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I'm the only straight person at my DND table

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Wake me up when they teach an AI to smoke a real cigarette.

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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

submitted 147 days ago • 43 comments

I'm sure all the Harry P*tter adults will be perfectly normal about a brown girl being cast as Hermione in the new show. That poor kid.

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Some of the shit my friends log on Goodreads. When did we lose shame?

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At the risk of being 'old man yells at cloud', with the declining tech literacy, media literacy, and just literacy I'm seeing among youngsters, we are on track for a sort of "living amongst the ruins of a mysterious advanced civilization" type deal. Praying to the machine spirit to make routers work

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Guy whose favourite rapper is Jimmy Pop

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