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Lemon flavoured oat creature. Evil and gender. I am an eldritch horror inside your walls. Aspiring writer. Currently working on The Kesslermont Uchronicles and The Sun Eternal. My ideology? Y'all ain't really for how progressive it is >:3

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Still can't get over how the lesson of the Minecraft movie is to stop playing Minecraft. Incredible. How did Mojang let this happen? Masterful gambit.

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The worst part about liking Star Wars is encountering the people who make Star Wars their entire personality

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The existence of Hera and Heracles suggest the existence of Test and Testicles

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Certified Greek Moment

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Why didn't Lincoln just fly to the south and shred all the soldiers with his bare hands?

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Scene 8 of Point Nemo is done😌 now at 23k words

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Oh my god they're pulling out their blocks #AMinecraftMovie

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My favorite part of the Bible was when Karl Marx ordered James T Kirk to burn all he smartphones in Dallas Texas

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Whenever a discord mod tells me that I've done something against some bullshit arbitrary rules, my eyes begin to only see red.

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Just finished scene 7 of Point Nemo. Now at 21.7k words😌

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The woke mob

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Currently written 20k words for the "Point Nemo" episode of my anthology series 😌

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Battle Beast vs MrBeast who's winning the twerk off?

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Before Jordan Peterson got big from Gamergate, he was a cum harvester in Xi'an China. In fact, he founded the first human milking factory in Shanghai.

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It's my birthday today 😞

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Waltuh we are being attacked by viltrumites waltuh

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Imagine time travelling and telling Hitler that the leader of the successor to his party is a gay woman

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Elon Musk, the "let's colonize mars" guy allying himself with people who don't believe in mars is actually really weird

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I googled "non-binary Korean" and all Google gave me was Olli London🤢🤮🤮🤮 (white British bastard who "transitioned into a specific Korean pop star" who then joined the detransistion crowd for clout)

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The Immortal should run for president again #Invincible

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I'm putting together a team of irl people who match comic book characters J Jonah Jameson and Omniman - JK Simmons Dazzler - Taylor Swift Lex Luthor - Jeff Bezos Justin Hammer - Elon Musk Joe Biden (Spider-Man Villain) - Joe Biden Who else?

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Why are people loosing their shit at the new assassin's creed MC being a black guy in feudal Japan when that's literally something that happened irl. Like that guy was real.

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Laina Morris' Banana Bread Day video is giving "Overly Attached Baker"

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Battle damage smh

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The G in LGBT stands for gamer

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Why hasn't there been YouTube drama where the YouTuber killed someone? Why is it always SA or money scams

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My opinions on VD Vance would classify as hate speech.

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Stargirl was peak CW it should have gone for 7 seasons and a movie smh

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"Big Snake!" - Angela Giarratana, 2025 I love New Smosh so much😭

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It is illegal to ask about worldbuilding on the worldbuilding subreddit

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In the good universe fascism was completely wiped out before the turn of the century. Unfortunately we are in the evil universe.

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Me when I'm sleepy after enjoying a succulent meal frfr #Kurzgesagt #Space #SpecEvo #Aliens #Eppy

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Elon Musk should be deported to Mars

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Still can't get over how the lesson of the Minecraft movie is to stop playing Minecraft. Incredible. How did Mojang let this happen? Masterful gambit.

The worst part about liking Star Wars is encountering the people who make Star Wars their entire personality

The existence of Hera and Heracles suggest the existence of Test and Testicles

Certified Greek Moment

Why didn't Lincoln just fly to the south and shred all the soldiers with his bare hands?

Scene 8 of Point Nemo is done😌 now at 23k words

Oh my god they're pulling out their blocks #AMinecraftMovie

My favorite part of the Bible was when Karl Marx ordered James T Kirk to burn all he smartphones in Dallas Texas

Whenever a discord mod tells me that I've done something against some bullshit arbitrary rules, my eyes begin to only see red.

Just finished scene 7 of Point Nemo. Now at 21.7k words😌

The woke mob

Currently written 20k words for the "Point Nemo" episode of my anthology series 😌

Battle Beast vs MrBeast who's winning the twerk off?

Before Jordan Peterson got big from Gamergate, he was a cum harvester in Xi'an China. In fact, he founded the first human milking factory in Shanghai.

It's my birthday today 😞

Waltuh we are being attacked by viltrumites waltuh

Imagine time travelling and telling Hitler that the leader of the successor to his party is a gay woman

Elon Musk, the "let's colonize mars" guy allying himself with people who don't believe in mars is actually really weird

I googled "non-binary Korean" and all Google gave me was Olli London🤢🤮🤮🤮 (white British bastard who "transitioned into a specific Korean pop star" who then joined the detransistion crowd for clout)

The Immortal should run for president again #Invincible

I'm putting together a team of irl people who match comic book characters J Jonah Jameson and Omniman - JK Simmons Dazzler - Taylor Swift Lex Luthor - Jeff Bezos Justin Hammer - Elon Musk Joe Biden (Spider-Man Villain) - Joe Biden Who else?

Why are people loosing their shit at the new assassin's creed MC being a black guy in feudal Japan when that's literally something that happened irl. Like that guy was real.

Laina Morris' Banana Bread Day video is giving "Overly Attached Baker"

Battle damage smh

The G in LGBT stands for gamer

Why hasn't there been YouTube drama where the YouTuber killed someone? Why is it always SA or money scams

My opinions on VD Vance would classify as hate speech.

Stargirl was peak CW it should have gone for 7 seasons and a movie smh

"Big Snake!" - Angela Giarratana, 2025 I love New Smosh so much😭

It is illegal to ask about worldbuilding on the worldbuilding subreddit

In the good universe fascism was completely wiped out before the turn of the century. Unfortunately we are in the evil universe.

Me when I'm sleepy after enjoying a succulent meal frfr #Kurzgesagt #Space #SpecEvo #Aliens #Eppy

Elon Musk should be deported to Mars

If you place the economy above the value of human life, then you shouldn't have rights.

Population numbers like these make me sick

They should deport Trump back to 1930s Germany